#izumom

Ed: Really? But I taught you a few times.

Izumom: It didn't stick.

Roy: Hah, nice.

Roy: I think there's a correct way of doing it but the way I do it works for me.

Ed: Oh, I taught myself how to do it so I wouldn't know.

Izumom: I know, you're a self destroyer.

Ed:

Ed: You should go feed them.

Izumom: The mom cat just hunted a bird for them. She's making my fence dirty!

Ed: Buy them a can of wet cat food then?

Izumom: No, it's meowing angrily at me.

Ed: I don’t think they’ll let you sit next to me for 5 hours.

Izumom: But I wanna watch you being a receptionist.

Ed: I’m not a receptionist, I’m a tele-recruiter.

Izumom: Wow!

Izumi: No you won't. I changed the locks.

Ed: Wow, it's almost like you don't want me to visit.

Izumi: That's the point.

Ed:

Ed: You locked yourself out of the house, didn't you.

Izumi: I woke up at 5am to work out, I went to work, I got home, and I ate crackers with a whole bag of kisses for dinner.

Ed: You what!? What happened to your diet?!

Izumi: What? I’m bored, lonely and depressed… and sour cream.

Ed: DIET— Sour cream?!