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one of four illustrations (I couldnt figure out how to submit more than 1?)

Noya really lovedAsahi-san, honestly, 100%, and he didn’t want to over-simplify his beautifuland complex person, but if he had to sumhim up, Asahi-san would be 24% spiking power, 9% social anxiety, and 67% misleadinglyterrifying looks.

Noya was really counting on that 67% right now.

Nishinoya Yuu was an absolute opposite of ascaredy-cat, and he would take on a guy twice his size in a heartbeat if no onewas there to stop him, but dealing with a bunch of high school girls? Yeah, notso much. Don’t get him wrong, he lovedlooking at girls, especially in their school’s amazing uniform that couldprobably end wars, and he could fawn over Kiyoko-san literally 24/7, but thatwas when he had Ryuu with him!

Now, alone, surrounded, with no one else in sightbesides confused Asahi-san, Nishinoya Yuu was scared shitless. And he really needed exactly 67% of Asahi-san to act, andfast, before every girl in school discovered that Noya was afraid ofinteracting with them. That could have grave consequences, and could depriveNoya of the joys of female company when he finally learned how to enjoy itwithout sweating and making an idiot out of himself.

“Scare them off, Asahi-san,” he silently begged withhis eyes. “Just come over and say hi, that’s gonna be enough! Please, save me!”

The girls kept asking him questions that kept escapingNoya’s notice, seeing as he was too busy trying to telepathically forceAsahi-san to rescue him, and he was failing spectacularly, considering the factthat Asahi-san was moving in the direction completely opposite from the oneNoya intended. Completely panicking at this point, before Asahi-san coulddisappear inside the clubroom, Noya did the worst thing possible – clenched hiseyes shut and darted off, yelling Asahi’s name.

When Asahi-san noticed him, he instinctively recoiled,trying to run away, but Noya jumped, knowing Asahi would rather die than let him fall and injurehimself. Predictably, Asahi-san abruptly stopped, and opened his arms for Noyato fall into, which was a bigmistake, if Noya had anything to say about it. Digging his knees into Asahi’sribs, and pulling at his hair mercilessly, he proceeded to voicing hiscomplaints.

“I can’t believe you, Asahi-san, you coward! How couldyou leave me like that! There were so many of them! So many! I needed your67%!!!”

Asahi gaped in confusion, carefully putting Noya down.“W-what are you saying? Are you telling me about your nightmare, or something?”

“I’m telling you about the vicious horde of girls justnow that you refused to save me from!”

Asahi looked positively spooked by then, wringing hishands nervously. “Uh… a- a horde? Weren’t those two girls just asking fordirections…?”

Noya blinked stupidly, shocked by the insinuations. “Ithought better of you, Asahi-san. I’m really disappointed. I know what you're doing. You’re diminishingthe gravity of my situation because you're ashamed.”

“What?!” yelped Asahi, eyes widening in terror. “Why wouldI do that?!”