the golden girls drinking game
sure, various incarnations of this already exist, but @ixeres and i made this one and it is very effective. take a drink every time:
-rose tells a story no one wanted to hear
-sophia calls dorothy “pussycat”, dorothy calls rose “kitten”, or anyone else uses a feline nickname
-someone on the show has a popped collar
-they show that same clip of the tiny waxing crescent moon over the house (conspiracy theory: the golden girls are actually living a groundhog-style repeating day over and over again, with slight variations on the theme)
-sophia openly and self-righteously cheats at cards, a board game, or some other inconsequential everyday recreational activity
-blanche gets laid or talks about a time she got laid
-dorothy alludes to how disappointing her sex life has been
-dorothy gives a withering stare
-something really gay/homosocial/would otherwise be a good start to a slashfic happens
-the girls umabiguously subvert the patriarchy (ex. when dorothy and rose throw the plumber out of their house for telling them that women can do plumbing and then install their own toilet)
you will be drunk by the end of one episode. if you want to pace yourself, pick only three.
