#iwilltakeeverything

I raise my prominent middle finger to you, middle-aged man, whom dictates my personality with his under-cased words and irregular punctuation as if he has some prior knowledge of my being. You have none!

The internet is a lovely place. Yes, we get to involve ourselves, but it makes us feel invincible. We are not, evidently, invincible.

Without further adieu,

fuck you.

Your friend,