Me When I Was Nine
Me: I wrote a song mom! Want to hear it?
Mom: Sure, go ahead.
Me: *Starts to sing*
Mom: Wait, wait, wait... Since when did you start waking up at 7 in the morning?
Me: No mom, it doesn't rea-
Mom: And when did you go outside at 11 at night?
Me: No mom, I didn't actua-
Mom: DID YOU SNEAK OUT!? THE FUCK YOU MEAN MOLLY IS A GOOD FRIEND?! BITCH GET IN YOUR ROOM!
Me: *Cries while looking out the window because my life is a hell*









