#itwasnt

When you notice that your travel duffel looks like it was part of Ted Bundy’s murder kit. 🙈😬😧 @myfavoritemurder #ItWasnt https://www.instagram.com/p/BnX8W5GhU2O0DplQ_VMcly_VDDmieKjXoa4J7U0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=o0rncxpdc801

I mean sure, the road is nice too. But this loose atv trail was shorter, so that’s better? #itwasnt (at Clear Lake, Wisconsin) https://www.instagram.com/p/BnKth5LFox5/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=180li37o1ybdb

Sometimes catwalks lead to me losing my original hat by the end of the night while wearing other people’s fedoras during the night. 🤷‍♀️ #iforgotwhywethoughtthegesturewasnecessary #itwasnt #notdapper

Remember when you gave your squirmy 1 year old a confetti popper to hold while changing his diaper because you thought it was taped shut? #itwasnt 🙈 (at Venice, California)

This was an intentional animation. #itwasnt

#coworker thought it was #bringyourdaughtertoworkday (#itwasnt) (at Anza, California)

Thought this was a genius idea then realized why no one does it. Who the hell sees the bottom of a tart? #stupidgus #pastryologist #gusbaldwin #startart⭐️ #soundedlikeagoodidea #itwasnt #heyitried (at Star Lounge At Ritz Carlton)