tauriel is the fucking bomb diggity and she's out there kicking ass and taking names right alongside the dudes even when the dudes can't sometimes like bitch you gonna let evil go through these lands? nope. i'll stop that shit and yeah maybe i think the dwarf is sweet but yo, it's not just that shit. i ain't gonna let fucking evil shit go trampling through my forest I FUCKING LOVE TAURIEL

i'm always cold so my parents got if for me for christmas. just plug it in and it heats up. best present ever.

come to my bosom its not large but i've got a heated shawl on so its warm over here

he's such a sweetheart underneath all that elvish poise

omg freddie go away you're gonna make her blush

just give her cupcakes and she is happy

Wait, really? I don't remember this hahaha

Sigh. This is why you can't bring stuff up that you want with me. Because then I want it and then this happens!