50 reasons why I should be here. By Lexi. (n0-hom0)
1. If you left the world wouldn't be as beautiful 2. Who else would I bitch about ms.sweetman too.? 3. Journeys would go out of business ! You buy all of there shoes 4. No one can flip a burger like you ;D 5. No one would put me in my place. 6. Who would wear big flowers.? NO ONE. 7. I would lose my human pillow... 8. I would lose so many laughs 9. Who would buy my bagels.?! 10. Can I get fries with that shake.?!! ;D 11. I would have no one to harass on tumblr.!! Gosh. 12. My night would be ever so boring without our phone calls 13. There's no one else I'd rather give no fucks with. 14. I nee your hugs 15. I swear no one else puts up with me like you 16. My walking diary would have walked away... 17. You always know what to say 18. I would have no ones butt to hit. NOT HAPPENING.! 19. Psh gurrl I would have no one to be coincided picture takers with 20. YOU ARE LOVED 21. We have so many good memories. Why stop now.? 22. No one will ever bring me back gay shark tooth necklaces like you did.! 23. There simply can't be only TWO floating monkeys.. 24. The faces we make at each other from across the room are irreplaceable. So are you... 25. To many people on your dick, they'll die to. 26. No one calls me weird enough -__- <3 27. You are my personal little punching bag. AND YOU LOVE IT. 28. Whenever I have a problem you always help me 29. I have your back (cute picture drawn too) 30. YOU ARE LOVED 31. There are to many ugly people in the world you have to stay and keep the gorgeous population going 32. I can't lose one of my heros 33. That thing you do with your lip like is to funny not to happen. 34. Who would i sacrifice my warmth for when we have a fire drill 35. Back desk would be pointless without you 36. No one cleans up pee better xD 37. Hearts to hearts would be no existent. 38. We're each others support beams , without you I'd collapse. 39. Our RV cross country trip is a must. 40. YOU ARE LOVED. 41. You's my bitch 42. The world would lose a wonderful personality 43. We need our apartment.! 44. Me you and Jess are the three musketeers... Don't make us two. 45. You'll miss making fun of me. 46. Lateral recumbency will be much less sexy. 47. Front deskadventures. 48. You'll miss my cup song, you know it. 49. I won't have anyone to kill with cuteness 50. Don't. Take. Away. My. Best. Friend. - XOXO Lexi.
