#itsalwayssunnyedit

This is why Irish people hate Americans. You've got, like, two percent Irish in you, and you think you know more about Ireland than me? Do you have a shamrock tattoo somewhere on your body? No. I do, because that's my primary identity. Number one, Irish. Number two, gay. Number three, badass. You're none of those things, so you should be talking of none of them. Are talking about what you identify as or what you actually are? They're the same thing now, Charlie. And I can have you canceled for even suggesting otherwise.

But, you know, her vulgar language was rubbing off on me. 

IT’S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA ⇢ 11x04 | DEE MADE A SMUT FILM

I feel like you’re talking really slow and taking a lot of pauses. I don’t know what’s going on. 

I can’t do this! I’m sorry, Dad. I can’t do it.