Jun 27
Stranded au red is just speed running cannibalism like they’re trying to get a world record whilst the crew is eating pizza at the pizza oven
rule number one of red in my mind is that they always fail whenever theyre trying to be cool. and them trying to show off their captainhood instead of worrying about actually doing their job is them trying to be cool so naturally they always fail.
this ofc leads to them trying to assert their rank in the stranded au by doing various Cool Important Things to Save Their Crew but failing at all of them. the crew may have food supply but in red's mind they have to catch a fish with their bare hands or the crew will STARVE. no fish from red? NO MORE FOOD ANYWHERE AT ALL. WE DRAW LOTS
