things the ghost in my house has stolen thus far:
1. my 3DS (found after 6 months in a spot that i hadn’t touched in literal years, i only found it bc i was deep cleaning)
2. my phone (very briefly)
3. cinderella 2 vhs tape (not the box, just the tape, still unlocated)
4. my $80 vibrator (unlocated for about 4 months now, i live under the constant and everlooming terror of it turning up somewhere for my parents to find)
5. my ps4 controller (unlocated as of tonight, hoping it’ll turn up in a very obscure spot soon)











