Your name is ITRIAN VIRIAN. This is your CHARACTER CARD. It details standard information about you like your ZODIAC SIGN, MOON, TRUEST TAROT CARDS, FETCH MODUS and STRIFE SPECIBI.
[NONE OF IT ACTUALLY MATTERS].
Troll society is [SUBSTANDARD WHICH DOESNT MATTER SINCE ITS LAST DAYS ARE APPROACHING], this fact isn't helped due to [THINGS THAT NO LONGER MATTER] so now you spend your days isolated waiting for the day a drone can come to your hive and [REPURPOSE] you for not contributing to reproductive efforts.
You haven't had any need to use it in a while since you haven't met any trolls worth a damn [IN A WHILE] but your trolltag is trepidantTumult and you dont bother with text quirks because theyre [dumb] and overly self indulgent gimmicks for equally [dumb] [wrigglers who poop hard in their diapers] and theres [EPSILON] chance youd ever be caught using them because theres no point in putting in more effort than necessary when talking to people so you may use [whatever the word is for when something is a variation of something else] version of terms instead of bothering to remember them, though, swearing is quite unbecoming, you try to redact any instances of it. you do tend to type slightly sluggishly though when in more heated arguments, no youre not erasing anything youre just thinking things over, you dƐnt g3t str3ss3d sinc3 that wƐuld imply yƐure still capabl3 of f33ling things like that, which yƐu ar3nt sƐ yƐu shƐuld just drƐp th3 whƐl3 stupid fucking nƐtiƐn and g3t Ɛn tƐ th3 n3xt s3ctiƐn alr3ady.
Your ZODIAC SIGN is TAURMINI. [YOU DONT CARE].
When you sleep you find yourself in SOME PURPLE ROOM where you lay and stare into the ceiling wondering why you must be conscious even as you sleep. You spend your time there talking to [YOURSELF], or rather, try to block out the ceaseless torment that [YOU] tries to put you through with [YOUR] never ending reminders of [THINGS THAT WILL ALWAYS BE], [THINGS THAT WILL BE] and the pointlessness of all action. You obviously already know all this but [YOU] doesn't seem to care.
Your TRUEST TAROT CARDS are THE FOOL, representative of [THAT HASNT BEEN TRUE IN SWEEPS], THE TOWER, representative of [HOW YOU ALWAYS RUIN EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE YOU COME IN CONTACT WITH], REVERSED THE EMPRESS, representative of [YOUR ETERNAL STAGNANCE AND INFINITE EMPTINESS] and REVERSED THE FOOL, representative of [TAKE A GUESS]. You reluctantly admit to yourself that you find THE TAROT to be interesting even though it's total[LY FAKE] you find A CERTAIN OTHER TROLL'S interest in it amusing even though she clearly DOESNT KNOW WHAT SHE'S DOING.
Your FETCH MODUS, FORGET-ME-NOT, is A BIT OF A HASSLE to say the least. Any item you CAPTCHALOGUE gets "bound" to the point in time it was CAPTCHAED at. To retrieve an item you need to remember WHAT you CAPTCHALOGUED, WHEN you CAPTCHALOGUED it and WHERE you were when you did. Due to how the brain works all of these tend to come together as you try to remember. Both due to functions of the MODUS as well as your already faulty thinkpan the WHAT, WHEN and WHERE mentally obfuscate while you don't need the item, move away from the location it was CAPTCHALOGUED or with the passage of time until all of these factors become THINKPANMIST. The MODUS has three settings which halt the forced obfuscation of one factor, but due to your aforementioned faulty brain it is only of partial aid as you typically end up forgetting whichever factor you meant to halt anyways. The MODUS was clearly either owned by another troll before you obtained it (though you cant remember if this is true or not) or you're not as good at interpreting THINKPANFOG as you believe as there are items that feel as if they were CAPTCHALOGUED sweeps before you were even born as well as some items and places that feel far more unfamiliar than normal. You once considered the possibility of TIME SHENANEGANS being involved but quickly discarded those thoughts as besides the fact that YOU FEEL YOU ARE GOING TO DIE VERY SOON so will have very little opportunity to perform the SHENANEGANS mentioned YOU HATE TIME TRAVEL and wouldnt waste any amount of time on that TOMFOOLERY.
Your STRIFE DECK includes the ROPEKIND and KNIFEKIND kind abstrata.
Your ROPEKIND abstrata is A LENGTH OF NORMAL ROPE. You [USED TO] appreciate the versatility that ropes give in STRIFE from ANTIARMING to AXPHIXIATING but haven't been in a STRIFE in a long time. You [REDACTED] but [FEAR THE INEVITABLE].
Your KNIFEKIND abstrata is A KNIFE. You reluctantly started making use of it as your LUSUS [WAS] infuriatingly resistant to both AXPHIXIATION as well as ANTIARMING so you needed something to get within her segments whenever she decide[D] you need[ED] to STRIFE. You [REDACTED] but [FEAR THE INEVITABLE].
[[YOU] DONT UNDERSTAND WHY YOU INSIST ON DELAYING THE INEVITABLE, IT IS BOUND TO HAPPEN SO WHY NOT JUST [CUT OUT THE MIDDLE MAN OF TIME] AND GET IT OVER WITH, ITRIAN?]