#it's really amusing

complexity  

vocabulary :     ◼◼◼◼◼ emotion :     ◼◻◻◻◻ sentence structure :     ◼◼◼◼◻

profanity

frequency :     ◼◻◻◻◻ creativity :     ◼◼◼◼◻ watchfulness :     ◼◼◻◻◻

( bold all that apply ) :     arse. ass. asshole. bastard. bitch. bloody. bugger. bollocks. chicken shit. crap. cunt. dick. frick. fuck. horseshit. motherfucker. piss. prick. screw. shit. shitass. son of a bitch. son of a whore. twat. wanker.

( given proper religious context ) :     christ on a bike. christ on a cracker. damn. goddamn. godsdamn. hell. holy shit. jesus.  jesus christ.  jesus h. christ.  jesus, mary and joseph. sweet jesus.

this or that

contractions or enunciation?   straightforward or cryptic?   jargon or toned?  complexity or simplicity? finding the right word or using the first word that comes to mind? masculinity, neutrality, or femininity?   formalities or abrasiveness? insult or injury? praise or equivocation?   frankness or lies?   excessive or minimal hand gestures?  name-calling or magnanimity? friendly or blunt nicknames?

important questions

do people have a hard time understanding or hearing your character ?   almost always /  frequently / sometimes  / rarely  /  never

does your character’s point come across easily when they speak ?   almost always  / frequently  /  sometimes /  rarely /  never

would your character initiate conversations ?   almost always  / frequently  / sometimes  /  rarely  /  never

would your character be the one to end conversations ?   almost always / frequently  /  sometimes  /  rarely /  never

would your character use ‘whom’ in a sentence ?   yes / no / only ironically

your character wants to make a counterpoint. what word do they use ?   but  /  though  / although  /  however / perhaps /  mayhaps

how would your character pick up the phone ?   hello /  hey /  hi  / yellow  / yo  / yeah / [name].  /  what’s up  / who is this  / what do you want / can i help you?

how does your character end conversations ? walk away / ask if that’s everything / say that that’s everything /  give a proper goodbye / tell their company they’re done here / remain quiet /  they don’t

how does your character address others ?   titles [ oftentime for him in a mocking way ] / first names  / surnames / full names  / nicknames

what social class would others assume your character belongs to, hearing them speak ? upper / middle / lower

in what ways does the way your character speak stand out to others ?   accent /  vocabulary /  tone / level /  politeness  /  brusqueness  /  it doesn’t

tagged by : stole it from @faegrifted​ ♡~ tagging :  HMMM 8|C

calmly evil

you chose your path fully aware of what it entails. you're the suave villain, unflappable, smooth as silk. you're capable of cruelty without breaking your facade, and live with the consequences without hesitation. when you die, you're surprised. through all of your planning and posturing, you had forgotten that you too were mortal. but even as life slips through your fingers, you manage that smile. that same smile.