Working at a day camp this summer and watching how careful we have to be making sure it's actually one of their approved adults that's picking them up, made me think how funny it'd be if after Vector and Vanilla get together they send Charmy and Cream to day camp. Like:
(Vanilla picks the kids up from camp)
Camp staff: Okay you have the bunny girl that checks out
Vanilla: Oh the bee is mine also
Staff: Okay... That's a little odd but interspecies relationships and whatnot so yeah okay
(Vector picks the kids up)
Staff: You are neither a rabbit nor a bee
Vector: Charmy's adopted and Cream's my stepkid
Staff: Okay yeah that's fair...
(Espio picks the kids up)
Staff (tired): a chameleon... and how are you related exactly?
Espio: I'm their... uncle?
Staff: You hesitated
Espio: Well technically I'm not actually related to them but I did help raise Charmy... so I'm kind of like his second dad. But Vector basically adopted me too, so I'm kind of like the big brother... But age wise I'm really closer to being Vector's brother...
Espio: *has an identity crisis*
Staff: Well you're on the approved pickup list anyways so go ahead I guess
(Mighty comes to pick them up because everyone else is busy)
Staff: Let me guess, you're here for the bunny and the bee
Mighty: Yeah
Staff: *looking through an "approved" list that's ten feet long*
Mighty: Oh also the flying squirrel is my little brother
Staff: Of course he is that makes perfect sense
(Gmerl comes to pick them up)
Staff: A robot
Gmerl: My primary directive is to protect Cream and now Charmy--
Staff: *absolutely done with this* You're on the approved list just sign the form
Staff: How about I just get a list of who's not allowed to pick these kids up
