Warnings: This is over-exaggerated and not meant to be taking seriously, Vulgar language, Metion of periods and cramps, Metion of poop, Fake pregnancy, Psychological Pregnancy??, Mention of Abortion, Idk man they are all stupid
Characters: Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo, Raphael, Casey Jones, April O'Neil.
Summary: Raph saw a tiktok where a couple of men try a machine that imitate period cramps and now he wants to try it, thanks to his brother Donatello and the new machine he made, he can, of course this cannot ended up well... Or at least normally
[The turtles are in the living room with their friend Casey Jones, Raphael is sitting on the floor connected to a machine via suction cups this suction cups have long white wires that connect them to the machine, Donatello has in his hands a small controller with three buttons, one to increase the level, one to decrease it and one to completely shut off the machine]
Donnie: I call it... ✨The Period Cramps Simulator✨ it's programmed with medical and woman knowledge of the pain of cramps, this machine can simulate the same sensation and pain levels of period cramps!
Leo: K... Why?
Donnie: Because the other day Raph saw a tiktok where different men try a machine like this one and he said he wanted to try
Leo:
Donnie: I was bored, okay?
Mikey: So, Rapha is going to try that machine thingy and tells us if it actually hurts... Cool!
Leo: And dangerous! Listen Raphie, if you want to know so badly how it feels then why don't you just ask?
Raph: Is not enough! I need to understand how it feels, Leo! For the Woman of around the world! And also all that people that has periods!
Casey: Enough chat! Turn it on Don-man!
Leo: Yeah D, turn it on... Let Raph suffer the consequences of his actions
Donnie: Alright, level 1
Leo: What- It was sarcasm
Donnie: Too late it's already on. How do you feel, big red?
Raph: I don't feel anything...
Casey: Level it up!
Donnie: Level 2 coming right up!
Raph: Still nothing...
Casey: Are you sure it's on?
Raph: You just want me to suffer, don't you?
Casey & Leo: Yeah
Raph: Whu
Mikey: try level 3
Donnie: Okay... Level 3
Raph: Oh!
Leo: What?
Raph: I'm feeling something...
Donnie: What do you feel?
Raph: It's a awkward feel, I don't know it's weird... Like I'm being pinched
Casey: Aw man, thought this was going to be more fun
Leo: Level 4
Donnie: I thought that you were against all of this?
Leo: Yeah, but now I wanna know what he feels
Donnie: lol, level 4
Raph: Oh I don't like that
Casey: What do you feel?
Raph: Like I said, it's weird but now it hurts...
Donnie: Level 5
Mikey: Aren't you going to wait a little more?
Donnie: Nah
Mikey: Bruh
Raph: ahh... Oh man...
Leo: So?
Raph: Ugh, I think I'm starting to regret this...
Donnie: You want me to turn it off?
Raph: No, no, no! I- I can take it
Donnie: Okay... Level 6
Raph: Oh fuck
Casey: You okay dude?
Raph: No
Mikey: What do you feel?
Raph: I- ugh- I feel like I'm shitting myself, but like- a REALLY hurtful and pointy shit
Leo: ew
Casey: Damn, that's harsh buddy... Level 7!
Donnie: Ha ha! Level 7 on it's way
Raph: Ahhh.... Shiiiit- It hurts
Leo: Yeah we can all see that Raphie...
Donnie: Level 8...
Raph: FUCK THAT HURT
Casey: This is fun!
Raph: NO THE FUCK IS NOT
Donnie: Level 9
Raph: AAAAAAAAAAH OH GOD I FEEL LIKE I'M ABOUT TO GIVE BIRTH!
Mikey: O-ok maybe we should turn it off...
Casey: No it's fine he can take it
Raph: NO I CAN'T TAKE IT
Donnie: Level 10
Raph: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Mikey: OH MY GOSH!
Raph: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Donnie: Shit-
Raph: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Leo: Alright that's enough- Don turn it off
Raph: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Donnie: I can't!
[Donatello is constantly pressing the third button]
Raph: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Mikey: WHY DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T!
Donnie: The button isn't working!
Mikey: WELL THEN MAKE IT WORK!
Donnie: WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M TRYING TO DO?!
Raph: OH MY GOD! IT'S COMING!
Leo: What- What it's coming?
Raph: THE BABY!
Leo: WHAT BABY????
April: I heard yelling, what's going-
Casey: Don't worry man, I got your hand!
Raph: I CAN FEEL THE HEAD!
Casey: That's what she said
Donnie: YOU ARE NOT HELPING JONES
April:
April: Nope.
Raph: AAAAAAAAAAH
Mikey: OH GOD I'M GOING TO BE AN UNCLE
Leo: NO YOU'RE NOT!
Casey: We have to name her Casey Junior
Donnie: That's a horrible name
Raph: I'M NOT GOING TO NAME MY DAUGHTER AFTER YOU AAAAAAAAAAH
Leo: WHAT ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT.
Raph: AAAAAAAAAH
Mikey: AAAAAAAAAAH
Donnie: Why are YOU yelling!?
Mikey: It's called empathy!
Donnie: That's so stupid...
Raph: DON'T FIGHT YOU GUYS ARE STRESSING THE BABY!
Leo: WHAT BABY???
Raph: AAAAAAH I'M GOING TO PASS OUT!
Casey: C'mon Raphala, you can do it!
Leo: Okay this needs to stop, I'm going to rip that thing off you
Donnie: What- NO LEO WAIT! HE COULD-
[Leo pulls the machine suction cups away from Raph's lower body]
[Raph falls to the ground, unconscious]
Donnie: Pass out...
Mikey: RAPH!
Casey: Holy fuck, the baby aborted him-
Leo: THERE IS NOT FUCKING BABY STOP IT
[A couple of minutes pass and Raph is awake again]
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