Tim is definitely the type to get married to spite Bruce. I feel like they’d be arguing when Tim is like 18-19 and Tim decides to call Conner.
Tim: Conner let’s get married
Conner: Wait what???
Tim: I’m pissed at Bruce right now
Conner: …Ill be over in ten
So Conner comes over and they start planning, it isn’t even just legally, they are actually having a wedding. They tell Dick, Jason, and Damian and they are fully in, so they call a family friend who is has a marriage license, and tell them, they reluctantly agree. They decide to have the ceremony in the backyard, specifically so Bruce comes home during the wedding.
The day of the wedding they set everything up, they rent a full wedding arch and chairs, it’s sunny and honestly gorgeous. Hell, both Tim and Conner rent suits and Tim buys a veil. So everything goes off without a hitch, a lot of confused guests, mumbling about how they didn’t even know they were together. Then the inevitable happens, Bruce comes home.
Conner is half-way through his shockingly well thought out and sweet vows (Tim totally isn’t crying), when Bruce walks into his backyard to see, Tim, his second youngest son, getting married, with his brothers standing there as his groomsmen, and Conner with some friends who just wanted to go because they found this idea hilarious. Conner is holding Tim’s hands and talking about how much he loves his company and then they see Bruce.
Shockingly enough, Bruce just sits in the front and quietly says, “Sorry I’m late”, now everyone is confused, but they continue. Once the wedding is over, Bruce smiles and hugs Tim, he just says “Congratulations, you two will be very happy together.” And now Tim is just stands there, dumbfounded, Bruce, congratulating him, asking that Tim at least tells him next time he’s getting married.
