Apr 21, 2025
boss wanted me to fix his computer issue so i shut off the internet. my ops tried to dox me, told em i live at 127.0.0.1. im smoking that Dell SupportAssist BIOS Recovery pack. i’m on that shit that made John McAfee install google toolbar. i’m sending leftist memes in the company slack. fuck with me. i deleted an email that said ILOVEYOU cause i’m already married to the bag. i’m introducing the lexmark to the 12 gauge. i’m snorting the dust out of the optiplex because i don’t give a fuck. this shit ain’t nothing to me man. they call me the rootkit the way i’m in their heads and won’t get out.
