Okay I gotta know- My dad watches a lot of naked and afraid that one show where they throw naked people into the wilderness and they bitch about the bugs?
I just need to fucking know why.the.fuck. don't they do the mud thing?
The thing where you slather yourself in mud so the bugs can't get to your skin??!! Does nobody else do this? Like me and sis used to do this to avoid mosquitos? We used to squish thick clay onto our feet so the stickers wouldn't get to the soft arch of our feet? Like this is a basic things?..... isn't it?









