#isobu

turning on the colors for a bit because it's actually a colored page and it would kill Viz to pay for a printer with colored ink

let's talk about the real victim of the shinobi world in general and Uchiha Obito in particular - Isobu, because I actually feel so bad for this big fella

imagine you're a magical chakra beast, you're about 1000 or so years old. you live your life quietly, probably rarely seeing your land-walking siblings, before some crazy guy from Land of Fire comes to your turf, yoinks you and sells you to other crazy people that build a village in the Land of Water. okay, whatever, you can manage, the climate is alrite at least

then the crazy guys start sealing you and your siblings in themselves. it's pretty unpleasant, but okay, you can still manage

and then you have like the worst two fucking decades a beast like you can have. like it just gets Worse and Worse

first the nutjobs from the village you got sold to begin acting weird, yoink you from whatever lake you were munching seagrass in and shove you into a random Konoha girl?? and you have no idea where they even got her, but you guess it is what it is for now.

but then they let that girl escape with another Konoha guy and you start hearing the most insane conversations imaginable?? "Kakashi, I need you to KILL me right now. omg that THING is trying to escape and destroy all of Konoha. we can't let it do this."

and you're just like ???? I wanna destroy Konoha? I don't even wanna go to Konoha, what are you talking about?? I just wanna go back to my lake and have my dinner?

"Kakashi, please, this is the only way. you MUST kill me and this thing." WDYM you must kill me?? what did I even do to you? I don't wanna die, can we not do this?🥺🥺🥺

"KAKASHI. CHIDORI INJECTION. IN MY HEART. RIGHT NOW" omg😭😭😭😭please no can we not??😭😭😭

and as you're trapped in between your home village nutjobs and the two little Konoha nutjobs and trying to figure out how to not go for a nonconsentual Pure Lands adventure, a random Uchiha kid just falls out of the bushes and the girl instantly kills herself

"huh. that seemed like a bit of an overreaction" you wonder as you pass out

fast forward a few years and you are back. you are ready to finally munch on some seagrass you never got to finish because of the weird Konoha girl thing

except you are not, because you are immediatelly sealed into some guy by the nutjobs from your home village. well, okay, at least this is not your first rodeo, so you can probably manage, right?

except the VERY SAME Uchiha kid - now wearing a mask over his ugly mug and seemingly hadn't cut and washed his hair since the last time you saw him - falls out of the bushes and puts the guy you are in in a genjutsu.

"okay. this sucks. but at least it's something new. surely that can't be that bad, right?"

the nutjobs from your home village proceed to make the guy you are in their boss, and the Uchiha kid controlling him and you spends years pushing for warcrimes you haven't even seen before in the thousand years you've lived

"huh. it seems like that Konoha girl didn't overreact. if I saw that Uchiha kid, I too would ask for an immediate Chidori heart injection"

and the Uchiha kid doesn't even manage to properly protect you and the guy you are sealed in, so you just go for another nonconsentual Pure Lands trip. you are at your wits' end

finally, some more time passes. you are back. you are alive. you are free. no more nutjobs, no more weird kids to be sealed in. just you, the fresh lake and the seagrass waiting to be munched.

you swim down. you are ready to finally take the bite. you open your mouth and then---

BOOM

something fucking explodes over your head. you actually can't believe this. you swim upwards to see who the fuck it is. AGAIN. you, the most peaceful and chill among your siblings, are going to whoop the ass of whoever is bothering you because you are tired. just tired.

you surface. and what do you see?

it's that fucking Uchiha kid again, but now a grown ass man.

and the worst thing is?

he's got a fucking femboy twink with him imported straight from Iwagakure. you don't even know where the hell that is, it's literally the opposite side of the world as far as you are concerned. how did this guy even manage to get him here, you've got no idea

Like finish out the kitty that you tried to pspspspspsps is a bob cat.

Imagine if the Jinchuuriki got so fed up with their villages' bullshit and they all cliqued up together Straw Hat Pirates style! 😆

ℍ𝕒𝕡𝕡𝕪 𝟙𝟚𝕥𝕙 𝔸𝕟𝕟𝕚𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤𝕒𝕣𝕪 𝕋𝕠 𝔸𝕟 𝔸𝕓𝕤𝕠𝕝𝕦𝕥𝕖 𝔹𝔸ℕ𝔾𝔼ℝ: 𝕋𝕒𝕚𝕝𝕖𝕕 𝔹𝕖𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕤 ℂ𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕊𝕠𝕟𝕘!!

[The 3-tails Jinchuuriki! Kakashi AU]