#iself immolation

its no wonder they want to blow this place up

honestly i just wish i could explode and take you all out myself

especaily this new generation of vaccinated cell phone operated consciousness carriers

but if you cant physicaly bring yourself to physicaly combust,

which can be a challenge

you can always self immolate

nothing quite makes the point like self immolation

you've pissed me off to point where i just cant take it anymore

you've made existence so completely unbareable

everything so fucking hopeless

you've left me no choice

Im just going to go out to some public place

douse myself with petrol and burn to death in front of you all

im no expert on self immolating

but i would want at least twenty liters

of unleaded ethanol injected high octane fuel

you don't want to be sitting there half cooked and smouldering

on the side walk

emitting unnessary carbon and heavy metals into the atmosphere

with everyone freaking out

to the smell of burnt hair and crackling half roasted flesh,

ringing up ambulences and the fire brigade on their cell phones and trying to put you out

so you're probably going to need at least(depending on your size) a twenty liter gerry can

and a trip to the servo

probably end up costing you fifty or sixty bucks

is it auspicious to go with pyrotechnics?

do you have access to fire works?

one could scrape the ends off sparkelers

and fill your pockets with minerals like copper and magnesium and sulphur

which can add a very tasteful aesthetic colour to the flames

a product containing a mixture of these and other minerals called magic fire dust

can be purchased quite reasonably

from many discount, variety and and third world stocked

slave labour stores

marine and search flares are pretty readily available

though they can be a little expensive

but they do shoot a nice big bright orb a long way,

if your not familure with the place

you might want to scope the area out a little,

make sure there's not some fire extinguisher

hanging on the wall around the corner

Do you want to post the event to social media?

if you do, your probably going to need a phone stand

or an accomplice to hold your cell phone

I would probably go to some place connected to ones who made it nessesary for to me self immolate in the first place

do i want to self immolate next to something flamable

and take out a bunch of them with me?

the viking in me says yes of course

that's the whole point

the buddhist says no

it will result in unfortunate samaric kamaric connections

now I m not preaching morals or anything

its just another thing you've got to consider

if you've decided to self immolate

and once you've found the place

auspicious timing and mood

are also important dimensions to consider if

you going to die

I would probably want to drop at least half a tab

meditate for a while

try and reach some kind of relaxed state of pure awareness

awareness of the central channel

trying to project myself from the top of my head

surrounded by wrathful black burning two armed mahakala

when ready i would roll a fat scoob

hopefully with hash or even dabs

probably half smoke it

then tip the gerry can of fuel over me

and relight the joint.......