Jun 12
“ so teach me ... please. ”
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“ so teach me ... please. ”
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isadora @canonfoddcr said: “They’ll never ever let me be.”
“When I was your age — maybe a little younger, actually — I set everyone on fire who caused me problems like that.” Said like she’s teasing, like hee-hee, just girly things. “I’m just kidding, but it’s never not an option.”
this is isadora, benjamin’s loyal immortal companion. also familiar. she is a gentle, playful, and loving bean, but threaten ben in any way and you are dead to her ... unless benjamin says you are good.
he named her isadora because it means “gift of isis ( egyptian godyr of life and magic )” and ... ben may or may not have had a thing with her. and isis may or may not have given benjamin a dog on one of his birthdays.
My mother and I were FaceTiming earlier, and all I could focus on the entire time was her plugged in toaster in the background. She then proceeded to tell me she keeps it plugged in 24/7, and I love the woman, but she’s walking a thin line. Most kitchen fires are started by a plugged in toaster, and yet she’s refusing to listen to reason by only plugging it in when in use. Y’all can consider this your much needed PSA to unplug your toaster and spare yourself a home disaster. Also if anyone wants to call my mother and talk sense into her before her house burns down and she’s forced to move in with me, that would be great.
TEXT || IZZY&VI
IZZY [WRONG ##]: Did you take my green sweater last week
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Today I went down to the park after work for my weekly dose of fresh air, and I instead saw some guy walking a raccoon with a leash and collar around the place.
Way to keep it weird, Chicago. Way to keep it weird.
@leighmu
Operation “get Mom to come up here for Easter so we don’t have to buy ourselves plane tickets next month” has officially commenced. I vote one of us fakes either a pregnancy or car-jacking the Friday before so she books the first flight out. Then we ambush her with ham and four different kinds of potatoes. Questions, thoughts, opinions?
TEXT || ISADORA&{ANDIE}
IZZY: Flavored antacids are what happens if you crossbreed La Croix with chalk.
IZZY: That's my wisdom of the day, what do you have to share?