#is7

Columbia told me the Black Flow keeps eating its pioneers so I asked how many pioneers it has and it said it just goes to the infected quarter and gets a new pioneer afterwards so I said it sounds like it's just feeding pioneers to the Black Flow and then the Coalition Government started crying

scientists are shooting a beam that replaces all the microplastics in our blood with tiny jack-o-lanterns. it’s unclear whether this fixes any of the environmental damage or what the health repercussions of this procedure will be, but doesn’t it seem a little more festive? doesn’t it seem a little more fun? you’ve just been so stressed lately, they think it would be nice to get into the spirit a little, maybe lighten up a bit. no it’s fine whatever. sorry they didn’t return your calls, they’re just in a weird place right now

oh i was actually in the time loop with you dude, yeah sorry i didn’t say anything. yeah you just seemed like you were really going through it, sorry, i just felt awkward about bringing it up. um. everyone remembers what you did btw. yeah all of it. lmao, anyway

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really want one of those homemaker catalogs/periodicals but in a night vale type setting so most of the articles are just off the rails by the end but the garden section is pretty solid and the recipes aren’t too complicated for the beginner chef