Satellite Things
Okay so I know it’s an offhand joke Bella makes, but imagine:
Someone insults or upsets Alice. Bella and Rose share a Look and Bella, just, starts pummeling them, just pummeling this confused vampire. Rose throws various weapons, like maces and morning stars and shit, to Bella to add to the pummeling while lounging in a lawn chair with sunglasses and a piña colada she isn’t even drinking.












