#irving b

and at the end of the day Helly probably thought Irv was a real one for trying to drown Helena… He knew she would’ve wanted her dead too

Since Ace of Spades is playing when he wakes up during the OTC, Irving B is canonically the only innie who has ever heard Motörhead

thinking about how irving is a character who is so built around needing purpose and meaning and he was in the military and so much military propaganda targets the need for purpose

The fact that Burt gets blinked out of existence for "improper work relations" that only go as far as touching foreheads with Irving while the straight people are able to get away with having sex with each other is just. God. I need to lie down