Oasis: which one is fake? (11 + 1)
EDIT: The answer to which one is fake, plus the receipts for all the crazy stuff they did actually do, can now be seen here.
For those who don't already know: Oasis is a band centered around a pair of brothers, Noel and Liam Gallagher. They've behaved in rather unorthodox ways toward each other over the years.
Here are some of the "greatest hits" of the Gallagher brothers' relationship... except there's a catch: ONE of these things didn't actually happen! Eleven of them are true, and one of them I just made up. Can you guess which story is invented?
When the poll expires, I will reblog it with the correct answer, so follow this post if you want to find out the truth.
Vote below for the story you think I made up, reblog for reach, and please don't put any spoilers in the tags!
So... WHICH ONE IS FAKE???
1: One time Noel wanted to hang out in private with Liam, so he hired a couple of thugs to kidnap Liam from the airport, stuff him in the back of a sketchy van, and whisk him away to a country mansion where Noel was lurking in wait. Liam thought he was about to be murdered.
2: Liam wrote a song about him and Noel that started with the lines "I could be your lover / You could be all mine".
3: At the start of one of their concerts, Liam and Noel came out onstage and then kissed each other – with lots of tongue – in front of an audience of 40,000 people.
4: In an interview, Noel announced that he and Liam were "head-over-heels in love" with each other, and then added: "It's illegal in some countries, but while you're on the road it's all right."
5: In an interview, Noel said about Liam: "He's deeply in love with me. And he's very, very upset about the fact that he's deeply in love with me." When Liam was asked about this, he replied: "I love my brother yes is that a crime".
6: Onstage at a concert, Liam declared into his microphone that he and Noel love each other, and then added: "We had sex last night."
7: Unprompted in an interview, Liam mused about getting Noel pregnant. With twins. To prove how much he loves him.
8: Liam tweeted all sorts of dramatic romantic things about Noel, such as "I miss him terribly I need his love", "I'm crying I'm sad this has all brought it home how much I miss and need him for love", and also claimed to have sent Noel flowers and chocolates and was considering throwing a brick through his window to get his attention.
9: Innumerable times over the years, they have both referred to their relationship as a marriage and to Liam as being Noel's (ex) wife.
10: Noel said in an interview about Liam: "Sometimes I'd like to escape the world and run away to sea with him."
11: Noel has described Liam at various times as "sexy", "attractive", "really good-looking", and "stunningly beautiful".
12: Noel said about him and Liam: "No word's been invented for the feelings we have for each other. It goes beyond love."
VOTE BELOW...
Which story is fake?
1. the kidnapping
2. "I could be your lover" lyrics
3. French kissing on stage
4. "head over heels in love" / "illegal in some countries"
5. "He's deeply in love with me" / "is that a crime"
6. "We had sex last night"
7. Liam talking about impregnating Noel
8. Liam's dramatic romantic tweets
9. calling themselves a married couple
10. Noel wants to "run away to sea with him"
11. Noel calls Liam "stunningly beautiful" etc.
12. "The feelings we have for each other... it goes beyond love"
