The Irish HaveĀ Better Claim on the āOppressedā Label than 99% of You Self-Indulgent Cocks
I shouldnāt really be blogging at this time of day, but I see that the Fuckwit Fairy has been scattering her cretinous pixie dust all over my dash again, so it falls to me to comment.
You see, I just saw someone trying to deny that the Irish are an oppressed group on the grounds that they donāt have it as bad as black folk in America. Thatās what we in the trade call āa fucking stupid argumentā. Nobody in the western world has it as bad as black people in America: they suffer from institutional racism on a level that would drive most of us Honky McCrackers mad in less than a week. Setting the bar that high for what counts as āoppressionā is just fucking unreasonable: itās like saying that someone canāt be ill unless theyāre actually suffering from cancer.
I donāt know how Irish people are treated in the USA today, but I do know that there probably wouldnāt be such a huge Irish community in the US in the first place if life hadnāt become intolerable in Britain for many (due to economic hardship, systemic discrimination and- oh yeah- all the fucking killing of civilians by armed forces). Thatās not a brilliant starting-point for any community. If thereās a general feeling in the US-Irish community that theyāre a marginalised group who still suffer from Xenophobia, then (knowing how America tends to treat immigrant communities in general, and knowing about Irelandās tempestuous history in particular), Iām inclined to fucking believe them. Whatās more, it seems like a much better reason to self-identify as an āoppressedā group than some of the bullshit people come up with on this site.
Maybe Iām just tetchy because Iāve got enough Irish blood in me to still be cross at Oliver āWartyā Cromwell over fucking Drogheda, but I think a bigger part of it is the hypocrisy it takes to dismiss the historic plight of the Irish people and the ongoing situation of Irish communities in various parts of the globe. Tumblr is basically one big āOppression Olympicsā, and seems grossly unfair to disbar the Irish from said Oppression Olympics, when even the most rudimentary understanding of one fucking GCSE History class will tell you that they have one of the most legitimate claims to being an āoppressedā group out of anyone on this naval-gazing, self-pitying, self-absorbed, witless fucking website.
And why? Can I ask that? Why is their claim suddenly less valid in your fucking heads? Because itās just not a trendy enough cause? If thatās the case, then you can all piss off, you Starbucks swilling, oppression-as-a-status-symbol bunch of hipster cunts.