#iris talks

“To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand The Amazing Digital Circus. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of psychology and the human condition most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Jax's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Gooseworx’s own, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike The Amazing Digital Circus truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Jax's constant abuse of everyone around him, which itself is a cryptic reference to I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Gooseworx's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Jax tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.”

“Rick and Morty’s biggest problem is that it was written to be a niche show aimed at analytical theoretical physicists with actual media literacy and it accidentally blew tf up and hit the mainstream and a bunch of people who have never had a second thought about anything got into it”

All week, Dustin wouldn’t shut up about his sister's return. He said he’d told her about the Upside Down, saying she was a “certified genius” and could help them with planning. Dustin talked Steve’s ear off about it. Steve practically knew everything about Serena, from her appearance to her personality, though he had never met her. 

When Steve ran into a girl who met Dustin’s exact description of his sister, Steve, being Steve, didn’t connect the dots. He ended up accidentally bumping into her, and her Diet Coke spilled down his shirt and onto his shoes. Serena, having been driving for over four hours, was exhausted and snappy.

“Watch where you’re going.” She snapped. 

“Jeez. I barely touched you.” Steve replied. 

“Oh yeah? Then why is my Coke all over you?” She said while gesturing to his soaked shirt. 

“Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning,” Steve said under his breath.

That sparked an argument that lasted for at least 10 minutes. People walking through the store stared, some even whispered, as Steve and Serena yelled at each other. Eventually, a store employee came over and told them to either leave or stop yelling. To which they both left.

The next day, when Steve picked up Dustin to drop him off at school, Dustin was practically beaming.

“Shes back! My sister moved back in last night!” He exclaimed excitedly. “I’m bringing her to the meeting tonight. She’s going to make all of this planning so much easier.”

“Totally. She'd better leave up to your word, Henderson.” Steve said while he pulled up to the school.

Later that night, when the meeting finally rolled around, everyone was gathered at the Byers' house. Everyone but Dustin and his sister, that was. Minutes after the meeting had started, Dustin barged through the door, Serena trailing behind him. 

“Everyone, this is Serena, my absolutely amazing sister!” Dustin practically shouted.

All eyes shifted to Dustin, then to Serena. Serena’s eyes scanned the room until they caught on Steve’s eyes. She immediately recognised him as the guy she had a screaming match with last night in the middle of the store. They held eye contact for a couple of seconds before they broke it when Dustin started introducing everyone. Dustin saved Steve for last. Completely oblivious that she was the ‘bitchy girl from the store’, he listened to Steve complain about.

“Last but not least, this is Steve Harrington, my best friend!” Dustin said excitedly, hoping Serena and Steve would get along. 

Serena groaned internally. Of course. Out of everyone who could be Dustin’s best friend, it was Steve. The guy she caused a public scene with. She just nodded in acknowledgement while looking everywhere but in Steve’s eyes.

“She’s a genius! Like Albert Einstein level smart!” Dustin bragged.

The meeting went on, and to everyone’s surprise, Serena was actually really smart, and Dustin wasn’t just talking her up. They came up with a plan and said they’d divide up into teams before they carried the plan out.