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Arnav’s Rabba Ve Rabbit Hole 

ft. @laadgovernorandsankadevi​

(Context: we were talking about how Khushi was capable of incredible intellectual debate and they never used it in the show apart from like 2 times)

JWB: Khushi is capable of intellectual debate, and they never used it. I’m pretty sure Arnav had the most hots when she threw the resignation and yelled at him in guesthouse.

LGASD: Oh for sure, Khushi challenging him gave him hots but others doing the same made him mad.

JWB: Boy had a 48 hrs loop Rabba ve. 

LGASD: Lmao 48hrs on loop rabba ve

JWB: Itna lamba Rabba Ve unke wedding night main bhi nahi hui. (He didn’t have such a long Rabba Ve during their consummation) Dude was Rabba veing everywhere 

JWB: that was Arnav for 48 hours.

LGASD: LMFAOOO. DEAD. FR. He couldn’t stop thinking about her. No wonder he was so excited to get back on track to her at the anniversary party.

JWB: Dude it got so bad someone said Lucknow mithaai and boi looks like he saw Khushi naked.

LGASD: LMAOOO he probably did... don’t even

JWB: And I loved post her declaration of going to Lucknow yeh khud ko Rabba ve de raha hai because Khushi isn’t gonna be here (he’s giving Rabba Ve to himself)

LGASD: LMAOO he was reliving it like his breath depended on it 

JWB: I’m not gonna stare at her house from afar, main samne ja kar muh pe dupatta le kar I’ll Rabba ve (I’ll walk up to her house and collect Rabba Ves)

JWB:

 He

Rabba ves

in sleep

LGASD: 

He does the way he walks away and just stares until Anjali comes and ask what’s up 

JWB: He listens to Anjali say shit and he’s like DID SHE SAY PYAAR???? 

LGASD: He was beyond help after that. He was smitten and in denial. The perf combo.

JWB: He stored the pearls for emergency Rabba ve 

LGASD: He had a box of trinkets by the end that she probably found while cleaning the cupboard 

JWB: What if he needs to Rabba ve and no one is bringing up Lucknow, the word Khushi or throwing dupattas/curtains on his face? Emergency pearls aboard!

LGASD: lmao bitwa thinking I advance like a good businessman

JWB: It’s like I don’t know people keep dirty photos for emergency jerk off session, he keeps mementos for emergency Rabba ve. That’s why he never gave back her payal. 

LGASD:: He really said this is gonna be mine now. Finders keepers

JWB: It was the best Rabba ve inducer. I HAVE A CRACK THEORY 😂 

LGASD: Omg tell

LGASD: Deadddd

JWB: He literally becomes normal when he hears Rabba ve during the engagement lehenga moment and is like - I need to break up with La in 48 hours- I need to do private Rabba ves again I think that’s why he’s so confident during sangeet.

LGASD: Adds up

JWB: New Years pe samne jaakar he took a Rabba ve 

LGASD: Perfecct explanation! He said gotta do  it myself if Gupta doesnt show up at the wrong place at wrong time

JWB: Exactly. He also doesn’t know her expertise in the Rabba ve skill set. She’s an inducer. Is she a feeler?

LGASD: Lmaoo im fucking dead at these explanations 

JWB: Or worse, is he even a good inducer. He has no hope for himself. So got the cousins married to buy some time and cultivate Rabba ve inducing skills.

LGASD: Omg 

- The End -

Welcome to my rants, crack, unfiltered thoughts where I’ll just confess whatever random stuffs cross my mind that I loved for cringe/non-cringe/any reason.

I totally get Arnav trying to leave his home in the first 50 episodes

Dude is just trying to live but:

- Nani is trying to marry him off for no good reason

- Mami is supporting her to get her own son married off

- Anjali gives the not so subtle pressure of making his and Lavanya’s relationship more official 

- IT HAS ONLY BEEN FIVE MONTHS, HE AND LA HAVE BEEN DATING FOR JUST FIVE MONTHS

- Everyone is interested with who Arnav sleeps around with: even though he literally has ONE girlfriend and is married to his job but Nani makes it seem like he’s the most wanted Munda dancing to Bachna Ae Haseeno with women in his arms WHEN HE DOESN’T EVEN GET ENOUGH TIME TO BUY NEW CLOTHES

- Mama & Akash, his supporters, are as useful as Lakshmi (she at least eats the weeds in his garden)

- No one, NO ONE, has any plan/answer to what would happen if Arnav ends up in a terrible marriage cause divorce isn’t an option in this family

- Nani finds the weirdest ladies to get him married off to, like it’s a card against humanity that she finds a girl who’s as opposite from Arnav as she can be (like Nani find a man for yourself). Like Nani it’s 7 am...

- Nani becomes Nani Bond (I see where Manorama gets her Bond ideas) 

- Everyone forgets they’re living in a house HE bought

- Everyone forgets dude has work cause he has an empire by 26?????????

Welcome to my rants, crack, unfiltered thoughts where I’ll just confess whatever random stuffs cross my mind that I loved for cringe/non-cringe/any reason.

I love Shyam in the kidnapping track

His goons are so useless 99% of the time that it became a funny AU of a smart villain trying to get things done but it doesn’t work out cause they’re always doing the wrong things and saying “sorry boss”

Like does nothing work in Shyam’s favor?

Neither Rani Saheba, nor Saale Saahab, nor Khushi Ji and to top it off - not even his own goons that he’s paying money for.

Again, I always watch the kidnapping track just to see Shyam so vexed out that he has to do everything by himself even though he has hired at least ten people.

Make threatening calls - Shyam

Keep an eye on Khushi - Shyam

Transfer Arnav around - Shyam

Follow Khushi’s leads - Shyam

And the one time he doesn’t instruct them - they forget they have a diabetic hostage who needs medicine. 

Goddamn he has great luck. Shyam ruins himself the best - Arnav/Khushi shouldn’t even try. 

Stop buying watches Shyam, hire better goons.

And thanks for making me laugh.