#iphone5sam

I have 340 followers? I apologise you have been duped into believing I have quality content

My parents are coming home from a week long vacation to -one (1) hole in the bathroom wall that has been pretty well patched up and painted over by yours truly -2 facial and 1 ear piercing on their daughter -the knowledge that she used food money for back to school clothes -a pot of mashed potatoes and katlieti (Russian meatballs kinda? Or like meat patties?) -a thunderstorm -really dirty floors cuz I can't clean for shit

Somebody is crossing the street for fun right near my house and all I can hear is the beeping if the crosswalk am I in the twilight zone?

lord-bilingual made me do the shuffle thing f u here it is 1. Sweet nothing by Calvin Harris ft. Florence Welch both of whom I live for 2. Help by Galantis (the Elephante remix) 3. Still Sane by Lorde 4. Kiss the Sky by Cash Cash I haven't fucking listened to the in forever but it was my jam in grade 10 5. No Words by Erik Hassle I highly recommend his music if you need something positive and lighthearted to listen to 6. Dreams and Disasters by Owl City and I think they should soundtrack my life honestly it's so motivational and upbeat and it instills so much confidence idk how or why but I love it 7. The Fall by Imagine Dragons I have both their full albums on my phone and I rarely listen to either lol 8. Digital Love by Daft Punk don't even get me started on these guys the love is real 9. Footloose by Kenny Loggins the original not the country remake crap 10. I Want You Back by The Jackson 5 I'm not gonna lie I have this song only cuz it was in the guardians of the Galaxy, I only had remixes of it before Ann tagged like all my friends so aliciamicky98 grabatitty blackandartsy y'all gotta do it

I have 200 followers now??? That's a lot???

Fun fact about me, I went to the zoo with my work, saw a pen of fuzzy lil foot hoppers and I point and I turn and I tell all my campers that these are kangaroos! And then some kid who has been doing his own thing this whole time proceeds to carefully and loudly read the sign that says "AUSTRALIAN WALLABY" Another fun fact about me, I am now full of self doubt and shame, and it's the fault of a 7 year old

So I was playing football at work and I pulled out my phone to see if I could leave and I was like 5 min till I can go, I’ll pack my shit up and leave on the dot no worries. But I turned around to get my stuff from the kitchen and someone threw the football at me so I didn’t think and put my hand out to stop it BUT IT WAS THE HAND HOLDING MY PHONE I PUT MY PHONE IN FRONT OF A HIGH SPEED FOOTBALL IM SO DUMB like it didn’t shatter or crack so whew but omg I’m too dumb to function

So I went shopping and it was great because everything for and I was having a great time and I bought a dress in my size (12) and I was like ye it'll fit even though I'm not trying it on Flash forwards to like 10 min ago IT DOESNT FUCKING FIT IM ALSBD DJISHSIENEOWHDBFJFODBHDHAKANXOWJHEBFNFDJKSK