pizza boi → lin yanjun
pizza boi → lin yanjun in which lin yanjun is the really cute pizza delivery boy that has successfully clouded your mind and heart
my previous work: boo → zhu zhengting for my other works: masterlist
be my friend!! i promise i don’t bite HAHA (i need more friends lmao)
(i used cpdb cuz i got lazy of writing the whole thing out oops)
you were craving pizza
because when and why would you not be craving pizza
you love pizza
so, with a really loud grunt, you stretched your arms and reached for your phone which was on the coffee table
you opted to order using the pizza store online website because you were too awkward to call the delivery hotline (true story :’))
ordering one large cheese pizza and an order of fries and chicken, fingers, your stomach grumbled at how hungry you were
“YOUR ORDER HAS BEEN SENT” in bold words
“ESTIMATED WAITING TIME: 20 MINUTES”
this made you sigh and you decided to take a short nap while waiting for your food to arrive
you were jolted awake by the doorbell ringing and you were so ready to attack whomstever disturbed your slumber
then you remembered the pizza
the doorbell rang again, causing you to go “oh shit” and scrambled to the door, completely unaware of your appearance
you were basically in your pjs and your hair was all over the place (you did just wake up)
“hi, your pizza is here, miss y/n,” the pizza delivery guy said.
and oh. my. god.
he was so NDBHBFJKDKNFJKD
ethereal? unreal? beautiful? handsome? cute? visuals on point?
“h..hi,” you managed out.
he was so good-looking, what the fuck?
you didn’t realise you were staring and that you were daydreaming (cancel) about pizza delivery boi
“miss, it’s 16 dollars,” his voice snapped you back into reality
and oh my god, even his voice seeps honey and all things sweet and nice-sounding
is he even human?
“right, um, let me get my wallet, wait a moment,” you stuttered before walking back to get your wallet
and of course, you had to trip on nothing and nearly fall
how. embarrassing.
pulling a face (half in embarrassment and pain), you took 20 dollars from your wallet, rushed back to the door
“here, keep the change,” you handed the cute delivery boy money and he handed you a bag full of food
“thank you!” you awkwardly thanked him for the food, and flashed him a smile and you closed the door before you could see his reaction or before he could say anything back
you didn’t know or see this, but cute pizza delivery boi left with a smile plastered on his face
you enjoyed your food a lot, but you enjoyed the sight of cute pizza delivery boi a lot more
it’s been a few days, and the one thing that has been occupying your mind was cute!pizza!delivery!boy!
so you ordered a pepperoni pizza
primary reason: you were hungry
secondary reason: you wanted to see him again
(or is it the other way around? ;) )
now, you knew you were playing a gamble because you wouldn’t know if it was cpdb or not
you were on the edge of your sofa seat, fidgeting as you waited for the door to ring
this time, you were dressed up nicer than the other day
y’know to maybe impress cpdb HDSBJDHS
ding dong! ding dong!
“fuck he’s here already,” you thought
you opened the door, almost expecting a different delivery guy
BUT NO
IT WAS CUTE PIZZA DELIVERY GUY
you nearly died - somehow he was cuter as well
“one pepperoni pizza for ms y/n?”
ahh, you could drown in his voice uwu
“yeah, that’s me,” you smiled
and you really couldn’t stop smiling even after he left
neither could he, but you wouldn’t know that
you officially had it.
cpdb has been the main subject in your thoughts for days and he has successfully found his way in your heart
AND YOU BARELY KNEW ANYTHING ABOUT HIM
jesus, you didn’t even know his name
you were basically in love (no, not really)
so this was you acting on your heart and not your brain
you pulled up the pizza store website, ordered a sausage pizza and garlic bread
and because your mind was so clouded and you weren’t thinking straight,
on the ‘add comments’ section,
you added:
hey, send me that really cute delivery boy with the dark hair and cute dimples and really nice voice xoxo
it was like you were drunk when you were typing that
you were about to erase it when.
your dumbass clicked “enter”
it took you at least five seconds to process what you just did
and you started screaming, horrified
the weight of your decisions are piling on your shoulders and you felt like cancelling the order
but you were also hungry and you love pizza and you wanted to see him again uwu
for twenty minutes, you were a fidgeting, nervous mess. you didn’t know why or what you were doing.
and when your doorbell went off, you decided that death has finally come for you!!1!
oh shit, you were dreading this moment so much
rip y/l/n y/n, you will be missed
you opened the door, really slowly
and there he was, in his true form and beauty,
cute pizza delivery guy
and he was,,, smirking?? at you??
you didn’t even want to look him in the eye - you were that embarrassed
“hey,” his tone was mischievous, a little flirty, if you will
“hi,” you squeaked, still not looking him in the eye
actually, looking at his body figure/physique wasn’t a very good idea either
you were bright red
like a tomato
“sausage pizza for miss y/n?”
oh god, you loved how your name rolled out his tongue, it was almost sinful
“yep, that’s me!”
god, the entire situation was so awkward and cpdb seemed to be enjoying it
“for the record, i find you extremely cute too.”
wait, what???
error 404, file y/l/n y/n not working!!!
“what,” you were taken aback, completely.
“you’re adorable. I like you,” he said, nonchalantly, liKE IT WAS NOTHING
“what?” you repeated, not getting his words in your head, but you had this big smile on your face (a quarter due to embarrassment and three quarters on how life isn’t fucking you over!!)
it really seems like cpdb was enjoying this, seen in how he was nearly doubling over in a laughing/giggling fit
“you’re so cute, yknow what, this pizza and your bread is on me, as long as you let me take you out on a date.”
“okay, but at least let me know your name. you know mine and ‘cute pizza delivery guy’s too long.”
might as well right?
“it’s lin yanjun.”
what a perfect name for a perfect boy
how did you get so lucky?
and that, ladies and gents, was the start of something new
uwu
