#iolite interacts

AIOZAWA — aizawa shouta

a hc where im the perfect housewife, i am sustained by boba milk tea topped with cotton candy, and my husband, mr. aizawa the great, comes home after a stressful day at work to yesterday’s leftover reheated and still in the microwave bc i had a mental breakdown over whatever i was attempting to make while he was gone <#

REMIO — @starrysamu​

i make breakfast every morning (french omelet). i make lunch every day (medium boiled eggs). remy doesn’t let me make dinner bc she’s tired of me being a “one trick pony.” i make dessert every night (sweet souffle omelet). remy stops me from making bad financial decisions (only the ones she knows about). i make remy be my friend every single day and she keeps asking when i’ll stop breaking into her apartment to cook.

KEIGOLITE — takami keigo

he talks too much. i stop listening besides noncommittal “mm’s” and “uh-huh’s.” he gets the message and finally stfu and lets me read fire force and fantasize abt benimaru. he also forgets to clean the litter box but somehow it’s clear everyday. we don’t know where our cat is pissing

VINNIO — @vventure​

i start crying at 5:27pm bc she’s drinking again. she starts crying bc im crying. i start drinking bc she’s crying bc im crying. we laugh so hard we nearly pass out and/or die. we forget it all until next thursday!

IOMARU — shinmon benimaru

not a moment goes by where i am not convincing benimaru to drink for funsies. and not a moment goes by where he says no. horrible influences for each other but it’s always fun and one of us will complain if someone points out how annoying we are. his back hurts in the mornings bc he falls asleep on the floor after getting blackout drunk

LILIO — @wateringlily​

we make plans to travel the world, buy fancy alcohol, invest in stocks, make a downpayment on a condo far away in thailand. it’s perfect. then her partner shows up and scolds us for doing this again

KATSULITE — bakugou katsuki

i make breakfast every morning at 6am not bc i want to, but bc i dont want him to see me cooking and point out things im “doing wrong.” he’s so full of shit. stupid bastard talks abt how my eggs suck but he was rly trying to get well acquainted with them last night. we’re only together bc it’s financially convenient and everyone says we’re so alike yet unlikeable. they’re full of shit too!!!!

HUNNYLITE — @hunnybby​

we make our cats all hang out and have tea parties every day. if they dont get along we make them get along. slowly but surely, we raise an army of cats over the course of 9 years. on the 10th year, we take out lily’s partner and then relocate our headquarters to the condo in thailand :3c

TAGGING: everyone above, @kawa-baby​ @hhyacinthy​ @sawamooora​ @olsenholic​ @shinsotired​ @reddriot​ @hqbbg​ @sumeshi-t​ @renesis-jj​ @tainted-wine​ (pls... pls wine i have to see what u come up with even if u just message it to me LMFAO) @sneyrwrites​ @bubbleteaa​ @tamcitrus​ @nixhinoya​ and @revasserium​

no pressure but if u do it and fuck around like i did i will 1000000% love to see it