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Elwyn: My sister is constantly mocking me for how lightly done I like my toast. "Your hot bread is done," she says to me. Uncalled for.
Iofie: I don't say that. "Hot" would imply it's been in the toaster for more than fifteen seconds. "Your lightly warmed bread is done," I tell you
Iofie: One of these days I'm not even going to put it in the toaster, I'm just gonna breathe real hard on the bread for a minute and you'll be like "wow, this is perfectly done!"
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Tin Soldier: I'm sorry, but you're going to have to come with us now. Iofie: But my parents taught me never to go anywhere with strangers. Tin Soldier: Don't be ridiculous. How old are you? Iofie: Eleven. Tin Soldier: ... Listen kid, if you want to be a grown up, then you gotta act like one. Iofie: Right, I should think for myself! Iofie: *bonks him unconscious* Iofie: I decided not to go with strangers!
Audra: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.
Iofie: Okay!
Audra: If you want to live, give me all your money!
Solaryn: Bold of you to assume I have money.
Elwyn: Bold of you to assume I want to live.
Lunari: I know it's not much, but I hope it helps!
Audra: ...
Silivren: [steals Audra's money in the bg]
[Lunari and Iofie teaching Elwyn how to floss]
Lunari: -then you're gonna pop your hips, pop it back, now shift it, pop your hips, pop it back-
Elwyn: And what's the purpose of this? Is this to intimidate the enemy?
Iofie: It's to dance!
Solaryn: You mean the time that Iofie made us say one nice thing about each other and Elwyn said I "have hair"? Elwyn: You do have hair.
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Iofie: ... are a hundred laps really necessary?
Audra: In my experience? Yes. Anything less runs the risk of a few stray, lingering doubts.
Iofie: Solaryn, you can trust me, I'm a great secret keeper. I keep everyone's secrets!
Elwyn: What secrets?
Iofie: Oh no no no, L, I'm not going to tell you, 'cause as I just said, I'm an excellent secret keeper!
Elwyn, muttering: You'll tell me later?
Iofie, whispering back: You already know.
Iofie: Okay, I've called you all to this meeting because some of our group don't seem to get along.
Solaryn: ... Elwyn and I are literally the only ones you called here.
