malia and mr yukimura bye
send me a ship and I’ll tell you who:
shops for groceries: malia isn’t old enough to buy alcohol so he does
kills the spiders: malia eats them
comes home drunk at 3am: mr yukimura only drinks water like a boss
makes breakfast: malia will bring home fresh kill like a squirrel
remembers to feed the fish: malia ate the fish oops
decorates the apartment: mr yukimura because malia would cover everything with paw prints and just splash colors everywhere
initiates duets: neither because they can’t sing
falls asleep first: mr yukimura goes to bed at like 6 he’s old malia is a party animal













