#intj intjproblems

Genius- Some people say I am, but to be honest I just think I’m smart.

Psychopath- No. Yeah, I’m sort of insane, but who isn’t?

No Feelings- I do have feelings, I’m just not great at expressing them. Sometimes I feel that this is the best way to go for me anyway. And besides, I show emotions where I think they should be shown even if I don’t feel them because then people will just think that I AM a psychopath.

—Atheist- Yes, I can disprove the existence of God with ease. I love proving religious people wrong or making them uncomfortable; I’ve even decided that I will get a dog, name it Satan or Lucifer, then walk it by the local church while they come out because people always ask what a dog’s name is if they like it. Mwahaha.

—Not Romantic- Not entirely true, I feel that it is important to have one person that I can spend time with without wanting to kill myself.

—Clever- Yeah, I get high grades and I’m quick at solving problems in day to day life that most people take a while to think about.

—Arrogant- No, I am not arrogant. I know every one of my flaws off by heart and remind myself not to be an extrovert because if you are then introverts WILL hate you, and they’re my kind of crowd.

—Jerks- No. Sure, I might have a nice, sarcastic comeback to your little rants and bitchiness, but I’m not a jerk.

—Brutal and direct- Brutal honesty? Yes. Get to the point? Yes. That’s what people need because their heads are all so far up their arses (No wonder they always talk shit…).

—INTJs cannot accept opinions other than their own- It all depends on the opinion. If it has no reasoning behind it then I will happily disprove it. If it DOES have good reasoning I take a closer look at that theory and my own and THEN judge whose is acceptable.

—Manipulate people all the time- This really annoys me. I don’t manipulate people all the time. Unless, of course, you count saying “You know you love me right?” at lunch to see if someone will give me some food.

—Are robots in reality- What kind of Science Fiction are you in to? If I were a robot, I wouldn’t have made any mistakes and someone would be telling me what to do. NO ONE tells ME what to do.

—Are antisocial- Only because people stab you in the back. Is it worth the pain to be in the group of bleach-blonde socialites? No. I just like to be alone so I can put my undivided attention toward something.

—Can’t say ‘I love you’- This one just bores me. I CAN say ‘I love you’ but I’m not like you whores (Excuse my language) that throw the word around without any meaning to it.

—Want to be alone 24/7- Well I certainly wouldn’t mind it, but I have to admit that everyone needs some form of social interaction at some point.

—Can’t smile- Again; BORING! I CAN smile but I’ll only smile if there’s a reason to. Sorry I’m not as overemotional as the rest of you.

—Don’t care about others- Are you trying to make out I’m the bad guy here? I do care about others, only if they care about me. If someone stopped me from falling off a cliff I would happily do the same; but if someone couldn’t give a shit then why should I care? You can’t please everybody.

-INTJs are megalomaniacs by their very nature- That’s untrue. I don’t think I’m all that. Enough said.

—INTJ will plan your death- This one I have to say is true. When people make my life hell, I often think of what the most fun way to torture and kill them would be. I doubt it’s even all that uncommon for people of other personality types to do so too.

—INTJs don’t cry- I do cry, I just don’t like to cry in front of others as it just shows that they’ve bothered you and that’s the reaction they want.

—INTJs cannot/will not fight- Again, people are just seeking a reaction. However, if they hit me first I WILL take them down. No one knows, but I’m actually quite skilled in kickboxing and Capoeira.

—INTJs like conflict- Well, I would rather avoid an argument but if one arose I would likely win as I can always back myself up. I’m the kind of person that doesn’t turn away from a fight. I also fight my own battles; strictly me vs. the world sort of thing.

—INTJs are self centered- No I am NOT self-centred. I’m not stupid enough to think that everything is about me and anyone who thinks that way is a total idiot.

—INTJs have no regret/ remorse- People make mistakes; it’s in our nature. We have to learn from our mistakes so I guess you’re right. As for remorse, I’m the one who did whatever shameful deed transpired so I am the one to blame; but I’m not going to hate myself for it because I’m the one who chose to do it. If I was going to feel bad about it afterwards I wouldn’t have done it.

—Appear to be on drugs- No. Just no.

—Walking contradictions- I may appear to contradict myself to others, but that’s only because they don’t understand what I’m saying. I don’t contradict myself.