#intj brain

i love feeling like a little mastermind gremlin chuckling while shrimped over my computer

Sensitive bullshit. I don’t want to see it, hear it, or feel it. Hormones suck.

We can be the most charming people you'll ever meet because though we aren't social we are good at imitating social scenes. Though this also has to do with the fact we are constantly having conversations in our heads with imaginary people.

You've heard the phrase "Don't put words in my mouth," well the INTJ version is "Don't put emotions in my brain." We will figure out what we're feeling in our own way at our own time. Trying to make us feel things we don't turns us into highly unstable volatile creatures.

I don't mind you not knowing, I mind you having the ability to know and not caring enough to find out.

If you are going to be late, just don't come.

When you assume that I disagree with you because I ask questions. If we start defining belief by what we don't question then what exactly is the point of it all?