#inthebin

2020 motivational messages at a city shopping mall; I think we can all agree with this one. . . . #2020 #inthebin https://www.instagram.com/p/CEVkBEvDZNU/?igshid=2kjf855i80ks

These classy numbers only available at shows cos we want you at shows and we want the shows to feel special. Later we'll chuck them on our bandcamp ( link in bio ). If you're fully gaggin' for one, message us somewhere and we'll split the bill. See you soon at some shows! #iamduckeye #inthebin #bandmerch #bandtshirt https://www.instagram.com/p/BzFZFBQgYgU/?igshid=1f7q33oao3d8i

Kenny, what did you and Jules do!?! @iamduckeye at @thelastchancerockandrollbar last night got a bit unruly. #iamduckeye #inthebin https://www.instagram.com/p/BxTvsQ6BnhC/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=t8e5kiin3x0i

Management vomit burped with delight when they saw this cracker shot of Sean cooking magma-filled spring rolls at the Wok n Roll Salmonella Hot Box Bar recently! When our Sean isn't smashin' out orders of Surprise Noodles garnished with toenails, he's preppin' those incendiary tubes of molten lava into the tops of shots of ginger Stones to his regular couple of customers drunk enough not to notice their mouths have instantly blistered and ejected their dentures to the toilet cubicle floor! Never one to miss an opportunity, those chompers are quickly utilised as drum clamps to support the ever growing stove top our Sean insists is only for the finest of foods; he's currently drying poppy seeds for a Polish cake he reckons will calm even the angriest toothless retiree! - - Mum txted saying she's eaten at Sean's and then pooed a rope a week later; the week was very blurry. Gramps is happily harvesting poppies with a boomerang he fashioned out of someone's leg. - - #iamduckeye #inthebin #aussiemetal #binmetal #livemusic #originalmusic #livephotography #bandphotography https://www.instagram.com/p/BrM-xfSF_c9/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=4pa8l8yw9g5b

Management rammed a bamboo shoot under their fingernail when they saw this cracker shot of Jules slappin' da bass to the tune of Red Hot Chili Peckers smash hit of hezz classic Funky Pants! To truly capture the halcyon feeling of the song's dark themes of substance abuse, Jules has been known to squirt a full can of chrome spray paint: a Frankston Chardonnay, into his undergarments before a show! When the 20 minute Tuesday afternoon set at Killed Willy's Circumcision Clinic comes to a dramatic acoustic guitar welding conclusion, our Jules is barely able to stand due to the stage crashing throng of silver cougars tearing his pants off to quickly patch them up and bring in the hems! One can only wonder what the security must be doing to allow such raucous behaviour to unfold at that 11am slot before tea and biscuits! - - Mum txted saying she thinks the Frankston eVape store is just selling spray paint cans with some chewing gum. Gramps got work at the blood clinic but not what you'd consider a safe bunch of tasks. #iamduckeye #inthebin #aussiemetal #binmetal #livemusic #livephotography https://www.instagram.com/p/BrFLHN7FGJv/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=n0jjx6vvz00k

Management bent their finger backwards caught in the door jamb when they saw this cracker shot of Sean Fuzzyhand shaking out the classic @foofighters hits at the Burst Sausage studio recently! Our Sean is quick to wave the flies off the dead beats and get crackin at the songs that define a generation of dad rockers hell bent on embracing the meekness within! With only a dozen or so Creed songs to fall back on in case the crowd at the Backwash Bar gags for more at the Tuesday arvo 20 minute acoustic set, he's knuckling down on YouTubes tutorials of all the @sum41 heavy metal anthems he can click on to satisfy the hungry half dozen audience members present on day release! Stay tuned for medical reports cos he'll be dishing out surgical precision! - - Mum txted saying she's cooked what she thought was a rabbit stew but may well have been the neighbour's old cat. Gramps is driving the school bus again as his explosive diarrhoea treatment program calls for it. - - #iamduckeye #inthebin #aussiebattler #riffraff #heavymeddle #brutallica #tonguencheeks #noisemetal #metalhealth #metalmusic #binmetal #tiprats #skipmetal #recycledmetal #metalmetal #metal #goodtimes https://www.instagram.com/p/Bq7BYP0lTOJ/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1iixjnt89pyne

Management pressed a thumb tack under their fingernail with excitement when they saw this cracker shot of Jules and Sean ordering surprise parcels from Frazzled Shazza's Noodle Box of Mystery nearby to @bombayrockbrunswick recently! With chopsticks held high and pubic plate cracked and presenting to the chef de la suss, it wasn't long before the their orders were filled, feasted upon and wet farted out at full speed mid set of 7 hour long cover performance of @megadeth lead solos from their recently discovered partially melted demo tapes! Sam can't be seen in this shot cos he's whinging to himself in the corner about how he got kicked out of the @metallica cover band @metallica all those years ago in a classic East Frankston industrial area billy cart race argument over bent durry butts being considered performance enhancers or just snacks. - - Mum txted saying she's chromed a bit of garden hose as a trophy for the band and added hit for the first few water pipery after the show. Gramps is top selving whole mangoes as a colonic treatment he read about on a pamphlet at yoga class. - - #iamduckeye #inthebin #aussiemetal #binmetal https://www.instagram.com/p/Bq4YDSIl76j/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=y5fiqlzyc84h

Management picked their nose until it bled and still ate it when they saw this cracker shot of day release from Onthenod Retirement Village afternoon program featuring Sam & Sean running the bingo noodle box surprise event at @bombayrockbrunswick recently! Like snakes & ladders, these couple of elderly folk musicians smear out a box of noodles with their bodies on the venue floor and then yell out numbers randomly at blood curdling volume until everyone leaves or starts eating the raw meat tray. Either way, it's a winning combination that we'll be happily providing to the free entrants of the photographic book launch at @bombayrockbrunswick 830pm tomorrow night! With toasted sangers on the menu now, who wouldn't attend! - - Mum txted saying she's made icy poles with cabbage juice and chuck steak for the rider cos both were on special last week. Gramps is fashioning a catapult out of old socks and a yoga teacher. - - #iamduckeye #inthebin #aussiebattler #riffraff #heavymeddle #brutallica #tonguencheeks #demolitionderby #metalwreckers #binmetal #stuntmetal #calametal #heavymetal #noisemetal #angularmetal #riffyoga #livemusic #originalmusic #aussiemetal #goodtimes #funzies https://www.instagram.com/p/BqzNckHFVyu/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=h3octb78c7ld