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Greetings. You are watching Misinterpreter News Daily. I am the head reporter, Jaycub Simin, and I will be your host for today. Right now, the date is [Insert the date here].
We have no news to report today other than the fact that we exist. Yes, that is right. Today isΒ Misinterpreter News Dailyβs first day as an existing news organisation. Now we here at M.N.D. take pride in, unlike some rival news companies, cough @interpreter-verse-news cough,
Β not treating our employees like expendable clones, even if they may technically be one. They are still people after all. They deserve the same respect.
That will be all for today. Tune in tomorrow for more news on the misinterpreters.










