Mar 30, 2025
“We’re not disagreeing. We’re just bored and you’re funny when you flinch.”
Wanna know a secret?...
> Half of the internet doesn’t hate you.
We agree with you. More times you would think.
YET
We just like poking you because it’s fun watching you write 10k-word threads about emotional labor over a meme someone posted on their smoke break.
It’s not justice. It’s a digital playground.
You got roasted. You flinched.
Now you’re content.
We don’t hate you. But your meltdown made us horny.
Keep screaming.
