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REMINDER: Please Remember To Remain Calm During All Anomalous Events. Residents Should Not Be Alarmed By: Bright Skies. Unusually Efficient Productivity. Unexpected Smiles. Any And All Questions Will Be Answered With Positive And Reaffirming Sentiments About What You Are Doing Is The Right Thing And Is The Only Right Thing. We Know Everything Is Good. We Know Everything There Is To Know. You Should Smile Knowing That We Know Everything.

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Thank You For Listening, Listeners! We're Pleased To Be Supporting Such Hard Workers Here At the Station! Don't Forget Your Smile Today! :)

The Daylight Broadcast Will Return At Its Next Scheduled Time. Keep Smiling, Keep Working, And Remember:

Stay Clear. Stay Compliant™.

Today's Weather Is Good.

Smile. The Weather Is Good Today.

It Is So Good You Could Not Possibly Smile Any Brighter. But You Should, Of Course, Try Anyways.

Such Good Weather. Let's Keep Smiling, Listeners.

As We All Know, Snakes Have No Legs. Horses Have Four, As Designated By Something Beyond Our Control. This Means Four Times The Productivity And The Ability To Move Much Greater Distances When Compared To The Snake!

I Think We Can All Take A Page Out Of The Horse's Book And Strive To Go The Distance This Year, Listeners.

You're Listening Into The Daylight Broadcast. Welcome Back.

Today's Weather Is Good.

Smile. The Weather Is Good Today.

It Is So Good You Could Not Possibly Smile Any Brighter. But You Should, Of Course, Try Anyways.

Such Good Weather. Let's Keep Smiling, Listeners.

This Transmission Is Compliant With Expected Directives. Do Not Be Alarmed.

My Name Is Dorian! I Will Be Pushed To Your Dash When Corporate Mandates Believe It Appropriate.

This Blog Has Been Established To Monitor Participants In Accordance With Expected Metrics. Expect Broadcast-Approved Mindfulness Strategies For Your Viewing Pleasure. (All Content Is Accounted For.)

We Hope You Have A Truly Delightful Day. Stay Clear. Stay Compliant™.

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