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Is 999 avalible for petting?
Oh! Uh, I'll have to Check in with Site 19 about That-
One moment!!
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It appears SCP-999 is Unavailable at this Time- (It broke Containment again, didn't It?)
If it's Around here somewhere, I guess I can Try to Call it out of Hiding-
@scp-999-offical?? You there? Come're, 999!
Do you Think Lark knows where It went?
ā (Senior) Intern Cecil (Please don't tell Anyone that it's Loose... You'd think a Jello blob Wouldn't be hard to Contain...and Yet...)
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Hey just letting you if you see @/the-pineapple-offical.... do not engage, it seems like it cant be contained or neutralized, (we've tried, the pineapple is surprisingly scary)
Also it has something called "ferg" as an adopted kid? The thing bit Jim, Jim deserved it though.
- @the-scp-foundation-offical
(Not tagging the pineapple because he knows where I live)
Understood!!
Escalating newly Assigned number SCP-Pāāā to Apollyon Status via form A11-c ("Object Class Escalation: Request"). (uh... Whichever department receives that, Please expedite it.)
I'll Alert MTF Pi-7, "Forbidden Produce" for further observation Without engagement. (This seems Serious!)
SCP-Pāāā-F ("ferg") will Also be under their Jurisdiction :)
We'll keep in Communication with the Foundation for Further updates!
ā (Senior) Intern Cecil (does this Mean I'm Not decommissioned??)
p.s. I'm sure Jim Didn't Deserve that!! ... maybe.
Are there more interns or like just u
Hey, hi!
Uh, there's Two of us at the Moment! At least, that I Know of...
Despite the Denial of my 44-B ("Team Expansion Request") submissions, someone Higher up seemed to Think a secondary Intern would help!
I am Currently the Senior Intern (self-assigned Role), Cecil! I'm Sure Intern Lark is around here somewhere, Too- (@mtflark-offical and @mtfcecil-offical)
If you See them, please Let them Know the Coffee maker is still missing and we are Legally Not Allowed to replace it without Ethics approval. (It disappears Tomorrow. Maybe they can Figure out why??)
ā Intern Cecil (p.s can Someone please Let Lark know I'm Still stuck in the temporal Anomaly?? Might need to Contact unit Wobbly-77 "Timey Wimey")
