#intarwebs

Could have sworn I had one of these. Did it get eaten by the Intarwebs? O_o'

(Fons Imaginis.)

My phone company. Figures. I'm moving, so maybe it's a good time to switch. Not that any of the others are any better. Sign the petition.

From English: You're asking me to construct sentences whilst I'm barely awake!? ( To Estonian: Sa oled minult ehitada laused, kuigi ma olen vaevu ärkvel?! Back to English: You're asking me to build phrases, even though I'm barely awake?! To Slovenian: Ste asking mi graditi stavkov, čeprav sem komaj buden?! Back to English: You are asking me to build phrases, even though I'm barely awake?! To Dutch: U vraagt mij om te bouwen van de zinnen, ook al ik nauwelijks wakker ben?! Back to English: You ask me to build the sentences, even though I'm barely awake?! To Chinese Traditional: 你問我造的句子，即使我勉強清醒？ ！ Back to English: You asked me to make the sentence, even though I'm barely awake?! To Bulgarian: Ти ме помоли да направи изречение, въпреки че съм едва буден?! Back to English: You asked me to make a sentence, even though I'm barely awake?! To Slovak: Si ma požiadal, aby si trest, aj keď som sotva nahor? Back to English: You asked me to get the penalty, even though I'm barely awake? To Danish: Du bad mig om at få straffen, selv om jeg er knap vågen? Back to English: You asked me to get the penalty, even though I'm barely awake? To Czech: Požádalas mě dostat pokutu, i když jsem sotva vzhůru? Back to English: You asked me to get a ticket, even though i'm barely awake? To Finnish: Pyysit saada lippu, vaikka olen tuskin hereillä? Back to English: You asked me to get a ticket, even though I'm barely awake? To Spanish: ¿Me pediste que te multen, aunque apenas despierto? Back to English: I asked you to fine, though barely awake? To Portuguese: Pedi à multa, embora mal acordado? Back to English: I asked the fine, though barely awake? To Chinese Simplified: 我问罚款，虽然几乎不醒呢？ Back to English: I asked the fine, though hardly awake yet? To French: J'ai demandé l'amende, mais guère éveillé encore ? Back to English: I asked the fine, but hardly awake yet? To Romanian: Întrebat încă amenda, dar abia treaz? Back to English: Asked yet fine, but barely awake? To German: Gestellte noch gut, aber kaum wach? Back to English: Asked good, but hardly awake? To Russian: Спросил хорошо, но вряд ли спать? Back to English: Asked good, but hardly sleep? To Thai: ถามดี แต่ไม่นอน Back to English: Good questions, but don't lie. To Catalan: Bones preguntes, però no menteixen. Back to English: Good questions, but don't lie. To Greek: Καλές ερωτήσεις, αλλά δεν ψεύδονται. Back to English: Good questions, but don't lie. To Turkish: İyi bir soru, ama yalan söyleme. Back to English: That's a good question, but don't lie to me. To Haitian Creole: Sa se yon kesyon bon, men, pa lonje kò m '. Back to English: This is a question good, but do not stretch out my body. To Swedish: Detta är en bra fråga, men sträcka inte ut min kropp. Back to English: This is a good question, but not stretch out my body. To Ukranian: Це хороше запитання, але не протягнути моє тіло. Back to English: This is a good question, but not stretch my body. To Vietnamese: Đây là một câu hỏi tốt, nhưng không kéo dài cơ thể của tôi. Back to English: This is a good question, but my body did not last long. To Hebrew: . זו שאלה טובה, אבל הגוף שלי לא נמשך זמן רב. Back to English: . That's a good question, but my body didn't last long. To Indonesian: . Itu pertanyaan yang bagus, tapi tubuh saya tidak berlangsung lama. Back to English: . That's a good question, but my body did not last long. To Italian: . Che è una buona domanda, ma il mio corpo non durò a lungo. Back to English: . That is a good question, but my body did not last long. To Hungarian: . Ez egy jó kérdés, de a testem nem tart sokáig. Back to English: . It's a good question, but my body does not last long. To Latvian: . Tas ir labs jautājums, bet mans ķermenis nav pēdējā ilgi. Back to English: It's a good question, but my body does not last long. To Japanese: それは、良い質問が私の体は長続きしません。 Back to English: It doesn't last long in my body is a good question. To Korean: 그것은 오래 지속 되지 않는다 내 몸에 좋은 질문입니다. Back to English: It doesn't last as long as my body is a good question. To Norwegian: Det varer ikke så lenge kroppen min er et godt spørsmål. Back to English: It doesn't last as long as my body is a good question. To Lithuanian: Ji negali trukti tiek, kiek mano kūnas yra geras klausimas. Back to English: It may not last as long as my body is a good question. To Polish: Nie może to trwać tak długo, jak moje ciało jest dobre pytanie. Back to English: This may not last as long as my body is a good question.

(source:intarwebs)

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