#insufferable!jimin

i’m glad you asked because jimin has a wHOLE dictionary for the endearments he calls his y/n <3

baby!!! he likes dragging out the yYyyYYyYyYy and he squeals it and makes grabby hands at u whatever the occasion

although if he’s being honest he likes you calling him that more often than his name

he is not jimin he IS baby

lovie!!! the word kinda felt weird to say because why... is that... a word

loh-vee?? luh-vEE?

but then he got used to it because wow that IS a cute word

if he calls you lovie he will most dEfinitely add lovely at the beginning because wow tongue twisters :D

bABY LOVE!!!

there’s just something about it ok

something about it that feels so soft and so tender and gets him in his Emotions™️ when he says that when he’s kissing your cheek

or pulling you close

or kissing your shoulder

or your knuckles

or your-

bUb slash bUBBY

he says that when he needs you to do something for him

aka swallowing that particular aWFUL tasting pill when you’re sick

you have no problem swallowing

aha

but you dO have a problem with it when there’s this horrendously sick aftertaste of the medicine in your tongue if you don’t swallow it after 0.0001 seconds

doll!!!

jimin always says it in a sing-song humming voice and you pErk up at that because yes :D what do you want from me :D

B U T T E R C U P !!!

now don’t sell him out

but he may have sang that song to you when you practically pleaded him to on your birthday

and you’d much rather hear him sing than receive lmao another cartier necklace because that shit’s getting repetitive

no jimin is what all u need

plus other basic necessities

ok maybe some other things

bonus:

the two of you absolutely love cracking up useless puns with ur names

and then whatever the other has come up with it, they have to be EXACTLY like that for halloween

shark jimin was such a blockbuster <3

aHA laugh it up miss y/n

you’re shitting yourself laughing along with jin and kook because oh my god jimin shouldn’t look THIS convincing wearing a shark suit

you’re already brainstorming for next halloween

how about narc jimin ala 21 jumpstreet???

bark jimin aka this yellow dog jungkook’s been drawing eVERY single second because he’s dreamt about it

jimin’s just squinting his eyes at you

and the mischievous smile on his face makes you :O because oh god what could he possibly be THINKING

aha wait until he marries you :D

congrats u will now dress up the same as he does

“O-oh, for me? I’m flattered and all, uhm, well you wouldn’t be the first one to propose to me aha but ᶜᵃⁿ ʸᵒᵘ ᵏᵉᵉᵖ ⁱᵗ ᵈᵒʷⁿ? ᴵ’ᵐ ᵗʰᵉ ᵒⁿᵉ ʷʰᵒ’ˢ ᵖˡᵃⁿⁿⁱⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵖʳᵒᵖᵒˢᵉ ᵗᵒ ʸ/ᴺ ʰᵉʳᵉ!!”

“Good thing I got my nails done!! Okay put your ring in right now and-...”

“Yes to their proposal or to mine?”

“...”

“.....”

“....... Jimin what do you mean by yours-....”

“Thank you so much! And yeah, we did a countdown for my birthday last night with Jin and Koo! Aha, uhm well, if I’m being honest? Excuse my language but holy shit, Y/N gave me the best s-...”

“Shirt!! I gave Jimin the best shirt!!”

ooooh!!! y/n made the decision herself to stay over at yoongi’s instead of going back and forth bc of lockdown and yoongi can’t be thankful enough :’’’)

jimin is a bit huffy about that because uGH why did he have to become a dummy during that time??? that way you would still be his PA and you would he locked up with him

not with namjoon who is no fun :((

they don’t butt heads but sometimes he’s just too sERIOUS for jimin’s liking or sometimes he seems like he doesn’t care for him at all

joon was about to get his planner that he left somewhere on the coffee table and it was kinda late at night and he was just all snug on the separate guesthouse for him

but he can’t sleep in peace knowing that some of his things are missing and especially his planner

the door by the patio is always unlocked in case he wants to come in to the main house

but then he saw jimin by the refrigerator getting some chocolate pudding for a midnight snack and he froze like a deer because o-oh

but then jimin was like WHAT when namjoon just brushed past him and said good night

this should’ve been the part that namjoon gently scolds him like what you and jin and kook do!!!! because pudding gives him a lil bad tummy ache since it’s too sweet and too late into the night

jimin wanted him to scold him!!!!

:((((

goddamn

one night, jimin wanted to watch a movie but then kook passed because he is too tired and then jin was spent bc he tried out jungkook’s workout as a dare and so that’s why he’s sleeping it out

u know what fUck it

jimin’s knocking on namjoon’s guesthouse in his pajamas and he’s holding out a bag of chips and he asks very politely and timidly

“hey joon.,...,. u wanna watch this movie with me.,..,.. do u wanna sleep in the main house instead.,..,.,. there’s a lot of spare rooms.,....,. if you want.,.,..,”

:D

namjoon is touched he’s gotta admit

“I do have the funds to buy you that necklace, but Y/N is the only one I spoil — but if she insists, then yeah sure!! In the meantime, Jin’s getting into those letter bracelets so maybe he can make one for you!!”