âI know this place is like, ideal for orphans,â she says, to no one in particular, as she stares up at the ceiling. Sheâs tossing a tennis ball and catching as she lays in the middle of the common room floor. âLike, your parents hate you? Welcome to Xavierâs. They dead? Welcome to Xavierâs. Youâre twenty-something and got no place to live? Welcome to Xavierâs.â The ball hits her on the face and she screeches before turning onto her stomach to roll it around instead. âAnyway, like I was saying, this place is for orphans and there arenât a lot of rules, which is great you know? Thereâs the no killing people, unless youâre Logan or Laura. Or Pietro. Or Star. Thereâs no destroying the place, unless youâre a Summers brother.âÂ
She lists these all off with her free hand, starting over again when she runs out of fingers for points. âAnd thereâs especially no boinking the Profâs daughter...unless youâre a Summers brother.â She squints, âFavoritism here is real. Anyway.â She sits up and tosses the ball to whoever is listening. âThis place is for orphans, right? So why is it so goddamn boring during the holidays?â