#installment immortality

Always take the win. No matter how strange or subjective it might seem, always take it.

"And who decided sex was what got the title 'pleasures of the flesh,' anyway? I find a nice cup of tea, a warm fire, a roller coaster, all pretty pleasurable, and all very much engaging of the flesh. I think you lot are being selfish."

If life is a highway, I'm not paying a single toll until somebody gets down here and fixes all these damn potholes. This is shitty road maintenance.

If everyone's still standing when the dust settles, you've won. You have my full permission to deck anyone who says otherwise.

With the cost of childcare these days, I'm surprised more people aren't trying to get their houses haunted. Who cares if the walls bleed, as long as someone's got the kid.

Everything hungers for life. Even when it says it doesn't. It may not know it lies, but it does; everything hungers for life.

Original sin isn't real. There's only so much time you have to spend apologizing for the crimes of people you never knew. At the end of the day, you're only really responsible for yourself.

Everyone has their part to play in the story of the world. Some of those parts are tragedies. I wish it didn't have to be that way, but mine is not the hand that holds the pen.