"I got married to a Masshole!"β¨β¨ "...I got married to a Mainiac..." π

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"I got married to a Masshole!"β¨β¨ "...I got married to a Mainiac..." π

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...not only I found Ulysses S. Grant's favorite knitting pattern, I even found Grant's favorite knitting pattern designer.
(not that he'd knit them himself, though he'd definitely BEG Julia to knit some of the items for him π πππ€£π€£π)
Lobster Quibbles π¦
...no matter your particular preferences on how to cook lobsters (and the quibbles that ensue from them π), once someone says any other type of crustacean is better than lobsters you gotta unite and tell them that Lobster Is THE BEST π€ππ¦
Sherman could absolutely get a new actually(!)π€£ Georgian friend, as a birthday present treat ππ
The Fantastic Union General Officers' Christmas Eve Shenanigans πβ part II
(read part I here)
Grant: ...I know! Let's go to Thomas' place, he must be having a *normal* one!
Thomas:
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The Fantastic Union General Officers' Christmas Eve Shenanigans πβ part I
(click here for part II) ...where do you think Grant is going to? ππ
The Chamberlains' tropical beachy holiday πβ¨π
Some *ppl*: bLaH BlAH bLaH JOsHiE aNd FaNnIe nEVeR lOvED EaCH OtHEr
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Joshie and Fanny:
"Hey girl, why are you so sexy π, what's the secret...π"
("SMH why is he even cheesier than before we got married fjgjglsk ππ")
*she fell for it anyway π π€£π*
*raise your hand if your love life's as bleak as Tom's here πππ*