Wait. You need to break down Paul’s appeal in percentages. Also for science
Ugh I hate you, how dare you ask me a question I asked you first! You know I hate ~rating things~. But fine.
Unbridled enthusiasm: 25% Unrepentant sluttiness: 15% Eyelashes + eyebrows: 18% The fact he makes normal things sound weird and acts like weird things are normal: 12% He's so old now the cringe has cycled back to awww: see Carpool Karaoke: 9% Linda: 5% John: 5% The fact that half the things above are ALSO the reasons he is cringe: 4% I guess like 15 million LPs there he goes again: 7%
Edit: It has been brought to my attention that I left out Dat Ass and I can assure you, I am never NOT thinking about Dat Ass so it probably was left out with the understanding it underscores everything else. Supports it, you might say.












