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Having children is like holding a giant mirror up to all the weird shit you say and do all day except they do it in front of other people

#inside rambles #being a parent is so fun

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Toddler has started saying “fast” in a midlands accent (as f-ass-t) instead of in my southern accent (as far-st) and it’s so upsetting to me GET ME BACK DOWN SOUTH IMMEDIATELY

#inside rambles #I don’t have anything against the midlands accent #except that it’s wrong #(joking btw)#there’s a few mums here from Essex #so a stronger accent than mine but southern none the less #and it’s always so refreshing to hear them speak

“Tell me a story about Batman”

Proceeds to tell him a slightly abridged and slightly toddler friendly version of The Dark Knight because it was my comfort film for a year and I watched it everyday so I know it off by heart.

#inside rambles #when I say slightly I avoided most death apart from Rachel (hated her anyway)#and there was confetti cannons on the ferries and not bombs #Batman the dark knight

My son had his 2 year review this morning and she said his speech and language was very advanced and that he was clearly very bright and like I DID know that already (he’s the biggest book worm I know, there’s no way he wouldn’t be) but it’s always nice to have a professional tell you that 🤩

#inside rambles #yes this is a brag #he’s 2.5 and said this morning #‘I want a little treat’#‘but I don’t know what I want’#me too kid me too #husband tried to say he gets it from him #incorrect muchacho