#insert wicked reference here

So, if the text he had gotten was telling the truth, he'd be getting a new roommate today. Not like, in the bedroom next to his, this was like... actually sharing a bedroom.

Okay, so maybe space was tight. Heck, it could have been a surprise from Mabel. Yeah, that's it. Maybe Mabel was surprising him for the holidays and moving in with him. Just like summer vacation, right?

Well, Dipper hardly has to wait much longer to hear a knock on his door– presumably it's the new roommate. "Well, here goes nothing," He mutters to himself as he opens the door...

"Nope."