#inquisitorsofheresy

[Now with your daily dose of cannibalism.]

Battle Intro: You preach of true justice...being able to kill without restraint or regret, but we both know that's true. Come, let me pry open the cracks in your heart!

Victory: How boring and broken a losing doll is. Maybe you can regain a bit of your splendor if you can be a good playmate for my kitties. Come, my kitties, chew on her joints and peel her like grapes!

Defeat: Ah, is this my fate? Some enemies must despise me in the Senate to allow me to fall... ufufu...

For Will:

Battle Intro: The heart is something boring, nothing more than a sack of meat beating in your chest, and yet you worship it. How pathetic, perhaps you can be as chewy as a heart is when you're roasted with oregano!

Victory: Maybe as some service to you, I'll fetch that Lion and shred him in front of you. I think that'll be the perfect toast to my victory.

Dear Shikei,

I'm pretty sure nothing can burn my eyes after that incident.

As for the chimney, it still has yet to be properly replaced post-napalm damage, but my kitties will get to that eventually.

1. Are there other fandoms you would RP for?

[Ahhh, good question! Problem is, would I be able to stick to that fandom's RP blog? Spoiler alert: Nope, I've tried. If I were to go with the idea, I'd say Kingdom Hearts, Pokemon, or Sherlock.]

2. How do you envision your character dying?

[Of boredom rusting away, and becoming nothing more than SeaFoam in the vast Sea of Fragments.]

3. What’s one RP you badly want to do with your character that you haven’t yet?

[I want to do a thread where Bern goes on a murderous rampage!

Alternatively, I'd like one where she's forced into a spectacular villainous breakdown again.]

4. What made you decide to make your first tumblr RP account?

[This is my first! And I was inspired by a good friend of mine, and this was before I started talking to her. It just seemed like fun, and I tried to see what character would be fun to talk with hers while fitting my personality, and lo and behold, Bern came along! She's my strongest muse to this day!]

5. If you could have one RP with /me/ of your choice, what would you do?

[Have Bern continue her trolling rampage towards her perfect bad end. Alternatively, a fight might be nice but I don't want any GameBoards destroyed. 

6. What do you prefer - shipping, or plot?

[PLOT PLOT PLOT PLOT PLOOOOOTTTTTTTT

If I ever want to see two characters furiously make out, I hop on pixiv.]

7. Angst or fluff?

[Angst. I tried writing fluff once, and it turned into subtle horror. How do you fluff?]

8. If you met your character, would they hug you or strangle you? be honest now

[Neither, she'd rip out my guts.]

9. What is your favourite thing to do while waiting for a reply?

[Write. I have a fic that needs finishing, not to mention a lot of original things to finish. Alternatively, I drink tea, listen to music, and look up dangerous chemicals on the internet.]

10. What activity could pull you from even the best RP thread?

[Rudeness. A lot people, sadly, forget that there are people behind these characters, and fail to realize that they have lives and feelings, too. Also, people hammering me for replies.]

11. What is the best thing you’ve done on your account?

[I had a horror/mystery going on, but sadly, RL came up, and they had to drop the thread. Next would be getting an excellent Lambda!]

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I'm tagging not ten of you, but maybe five.

You, the Mun, are the Witch of ____? Why?

Would you expand your talents to too many areas or refine a single good one?

What's the best thing that you see in the mirror? No sarcastic answers or cop-outs.

Preserve something in amber. What is it?

Bite your lip or bite your nails?

Do you learn better writing from tips or by reference? (Other pieces of lit, etc.)

What Pokemon would you love to have (No legendaries, okay?)

When humanity is dead, what is the one thing you want to keep our legacy?

Which would you rather do, chop off your legs, or poke out your eyes? Why?

emeraldsorcerer answered your question: [I’m free tonight, personally. Then again I’m free pretty much all week so I’m flexible~]]

[Okay, well might I direct you here.

Dlanor: