Cactus Fruit Sorbet: a "this shouldn't work but it does" headcanon.
BEARING CRUMPETS AND TEA ( AND ICE CREAM ) !
CACTUS FRUIT SORBET: Β a this shouldnβt work but it does headcanon.
soβ¦ Β the current queen of hearts has been known for rly fishing for subjects. bc wonderland is so hard to get to, thereβs v few inhabitants. the queen wants more, tho. she ainβt happy with such few subjects. sheβd like a population large enough so she could actually have guards & ladies in waiting & an executioner whoβll walk with her at all times to murder anyone she deems fit.
she canβt do that with the current population,. so she hashes out a plan. she writes, on little slips of paper, i donβt want to live in the real world. these papers she then has the white rabbit bring to the real world & scatter about. this is in hopes that random ppl in the uk-ish area will pick up the paper & read it out loud to themselves. then, while they may not rly MEAN the words, the rabbit is still allowed to come along & whisk them away to wonderland.
ofc, this is v far-fetched & doesnβt work most of the time. ppl see the little slips & donβt read them out loud & just toss them. or, on the chance that ppl do read them out loud, most simplyβ¦ Β donβt agree to go w/the rabbit when he shows up. but the queen IS trying & sheβs hoping that sheβll get an army soon enough.
most of the ppl who end up in wonderland r younger, depressed ppl anyway. Β & the queen readily approves, bc theyβre easier to manipulate & sheβs already got ppl to welcome them, such as the mad hatter & the march hare w.their tea party & the caterpillar.